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Boys Who Like Girls Who Like Boys Who Pay Girls
Yesterday's web chat about the Jessica Cutler WP Magazine article answered those questions inevitably left when one only has 10,000 words to tell as story. Questions such as, Why do men want to sex with an attractive girl? Truly one of life's mysteries. But author April Witt has one theory: "I think it might be DNA-encoded. The cave man looked for visual clues to indicate that a female was healthy and fertile, a suitable receptacle for his seed." Of course, $400 can make almost any receptacle suitable, if not exactly fertile.