This post made possible by the Patty Dumpling Endowment for Oil Spill Blogging and Bait Shop. Are there business courses specifically geared to teaching you to be a corporate dick? If there are, we have a candidate to teach a masters-level class, perhaps titled “Advanced Assholery and Dickishness in a Post-Modern American South.” Class, meet your new guru, John Minge, chairman and president of BP America. Minge is taking dickishness to a new level by trying to
I'm sure it was that whole "V-shaped" thingy . . . .
BP = Boycott, People.
Corexit for everybody!
Wasn't that spill Obama's Katrina? Or just his Katrina and the Waves? Was Obama walking on sunshine? Where's the outrage*?
*Also, "Where's the oil?" (Brit Hume)
That's a good change.
A contract is a contract is a contract...but only between <strike>Ferengi</strike> oil executives.