Since you read Wonkette, you are probably a ghey or a ghey-lover, so you probably reacted with a range of emotions from "cool" to "ABOUT FUCKING TIME HELL YEAH" to the news that Minnesota's gone gay all of a sudden. What you probably did not do is gnash your teeth and rend your garments about how God will strike errrebody down for the having the married buttsecks or not caring if anyone else has the married buttsecks.
Sorry, Snipy, but it the Great Lakes State is Michigan, not Minnesota. MI touches four of said lakes, while MN only touches one. (And I have swum in all five, BTW.) So let's all toss those rocks at Rick Snyder. Please?
Right after we pelt the esteemed Mr. Dean with rabid members of species Ondatra zibethicus*, which is the only creature native to North America, besides Bradlee Dean, that even comes close to being a "water rat."
*Capt. & Tennille fans know them by a more familiar name
Wait... so that guy at the club, the one that wouldn't stop staring fiercely at me for hours, until I could feel the little holes his pupils were boring into my skull...
Someone send Bradleee (I LOVE the way he spells his name - unique!) a zip loc bag of smashed, bleached rat assholes. Post Haste!
Sorry, Snipy, but it the Great Lakes State is Michigan, not Minnesota. MI touches four of said lakes, while MN only touches one. (And I have swum in all five, BTW.) So let's all toss those rocks at Rick Snyder. Please?
Right after we pelt the esteemed Mr. Dean with rabid members of species Ondatra zibethicus*, which is the only creature native to North America, besides Bradlee Dean, that even comes close to being a "water rat."
*Capt. & Tennille fans know them by a more familiar name
Nobody beats Trix's big brother.
Nice.
WOULD you believe I was just going to post about that myself. The schaden, it freudes itself.
Ford is an asshole outlier.
And why he <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=bH3HsZHe_AI" target="_blank">don&#039;t make it</a>.
&quot; when you throw rocks towards God, he&rsquo;s going to learn how gravity works&quot;
Puhleeeze...if Bill O can&#039;t figure out how gravity works, what makes you think God has a clue?
Dribbled like a basketball, more likely.
A... a.. pond. Of .... dicks.
I shall forever more call a grouping of dicks a Pond of Dicks.
You have changed my life...
where is our rob ford crack smoking coverage, hmmm?
Including in Pond form... (see NewCommentor&#039;s comment above)
This reminds me of when Mink Stole made a huge pot of rabies to kill off all the lesbos in Mortville
Wait... so that guy at the club, the one that wouldn&#039;t stop staring fiercely at me for hours, until I could feel the little holes his pupils were boring into my skull...
He just wanted to give me a rabies shot?
Or just find something to fill it...
Wonder if he is thirsty?
Has anyone ever seen the two of them in the same room together?
suspicious....