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Never the less...communists are the scum of the earth.

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We call our dog "pretty little princess". Usually when she farts out a green cloud of DOOOOMMM. We thinks she appreciates the irony.

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Right, because English is just chock full of common everyday words that were borrowed from Russian. Like, um...

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Upper-story windows?

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Damn you.

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See, just as I said -- lots of real common words that we use every day. So with that I'll be donning my sable-trimmed ushanka, pocket a few kopecks and head off to that mammoth kiosk down the street to pick up the latest Sport-Express while my tea is brewing in my samovar, and then maybe on the way back I might splurge and pick up a tin of beluga.

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And endogeneity is the Möbius strip of econometrics.

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You know who ELSE thought Trotsky was the Devil....

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On my radio show, my wife/co-host asks "why are you anti-exercise instead of pro-cheese-fries?" And I tell her* that -- like Chris Christie -- I am both. _______________________________ * She's still my beautiful bride, like it was yesterday.

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Well, there's also the question why he would make up an English word to "browbeat" a country where, at the time, knowledge of English would have been quite rare.

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He's married?!!!! To an adult woman without a head injury?!!!!!!! Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, please!

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<i>linguists call this “entomology,”</i>

<a href="http:\/\/cunninlynguists.bandcamp.com\/" target="_blank">CunninLynguists</a> call it <a href="http:\/\/eatomology.com\/" target="_blank">"eatomology"</a>.

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True story, I call my cat "pretty little princess." Don't judge!

Also true, my cat has a better grasp of history, social injustice and common sense than this twat.

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The Princess and the Pea-brain.

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What school do you have to attend to learn how to fabricate large parts of history and present them as absolutely true?

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