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Perhaps I'm mistaken here, but it seems our beloved Editrix is taking some pleasure in twisting the knife in poor Bradlee.

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"Future Mulch" shall be the name of my emocore band.

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And 1970 in that quaint Ohio university...

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WRONG.

Now ignorance and racism abound here in the American South.

There's no truck to make it sound worse than it actually is.

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<blockquote>His dad gives him a good whipping with his belt, and Billy never does it again.</blockquote>

As a veteran of many childhood belt-whippings, I might need a ruling here about what constitutes a <i>bad</i> whipping.

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Well, there is that ...

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Bradlee joins such honored guests as Victoria Jackson, Eric SonofEric, Tom Kilborn, and other luminaries.

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Serves me right for being flippant and ignorant - I thought you were making shit up to be funny and I figured I'd play along. So yet another band I've never heard of til just recently.

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When these C-list celebrities fall for wingnutism they get way out there. Him, Kirk Cameron, or any of the Pat Boone or Osmond clans there are still entertaining in their righteousness.

Anita Bryant also too.

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I remember...I just don't understand what you wrote.

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AMC Hornet station wagon I inherited from my mom. Gods...what a POS.

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1962- Johnny goes to the trunk of his car, grabs shotgun and blows Bradlee away to wild applause from his fellow students. Principal rewards Johnny for his quick thinking, kicks bloody corpse for good measure and declares it a school holiday

2012- No shotguns allowed on campus

DAMN, he's right, I do miss the good old days...

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just sample it...

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Say....where was Glen Beck back when BD was a child.

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I wonder if BD frequently faps to the John Mellancamp song Cherry Bomb..

<i>the winter days, they last forever but the weekends went by so quick went ridin around this little country town we were goin nuts girl, out in the street one man he ** my big mouth another guy had to put me in my place when i see those guys these days we just laugh and say "do you remember when.."</i>

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