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Megan Macomber's avatar

Roger Stone has to be sweating now. While the focus is on Trump in the DC J6 trial, Jack Smith has also pursued many other investigative leads that could take him to other indictments. At any time. Stone knows he's massively exposed, which is why he was so mad at Trump for "no pardon."

Get me Roger Stone. It has a different ring now, doesn't it.

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Lot⁴⁹'s avatar

Trump's erratic capitalization makes "Gutless Pig" look like some sort of gourmet foreign restaurant entrée. "Möchte mein Herr heute Abend das ausgeweidete Schwein probieren?"

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I remember that juror. What a dope.

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JCfromNC's avatar

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STORMY ‘HORSEFACE’ DANIALS

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Y'know, I can't imagine the amount of cognitive dissonance it would take for his cult to look at Stormy Daniels and think, "Oh yes, this is absolutely a woman so ugly no one would ever think to pay her for sex."

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Tina Mouse's avatar

This made me laugh:

https://twitter.com/Scott2519733801/status/1762670250217079170

(tag: world leaders and their dogs, shows four photos: Biden with Champion, Bush with his dog, Obama with his dog, Putin with hangdog-looking Trump)

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PaulDietzel's avatar

"and her handsome body builder husband, experienced swingers, seek similar couples or exceptional muscular well-hung single men.” We all need a pointer here. How do us non-commenters refute that

"handsome body builder husband" part without running afoul of the rules?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. No matter what Bragg or anyone else says, TFG doesn't know how to shut up, even when it would be to his benefit.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

With $500k sitting out there as judgments anyway. Shittler has nothing to lose by going full-throated slime thrower. He is hearing his mentor Roy Cohn saying to him: "Rules are for losers."

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Vic's avatar

Roy Cohn! The only friend Tiny Hands has ever had, his entire sad life.

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"M"'s avatar

Is that another notorious Roy Cohn quote?

Because that would sure explain a great deal of dysfunctional mess

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Eric Paul Jacobsen's avatar

"He is a Tasmanian devil cartoon, argablarghablarghing a path of destruction in all caps at any and every perceived enemy who crosses his path, until someone can lure him back into a crate with a song or booby trap."

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I think Vladimir Putin knows exactly what song to sing to bring Trump to heel, but he's the only one who can sing it, and right now, he is content to keep quiet and let the Trump cyclone run wild.

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Will he get a gag order? Will he violate it immediately? Will Judge Juan Merchan finally be the one to lock him up? Yes, probably, and doubtful, though we aren’t Dionne Warwick so we can’t predict everything.

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It's a better idea to consult Gladys Knight. She hears things through the grapevine.

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Rags's avatar

She's a pip

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

“INJUSTICE BASED ON THE NOW ANCIENT ‘NO AFFAIR’ STORY OF STORMY ‘HORSEFACE’ DANIALS!!!”

Where your lawyer went to fed prison after being found guilty, and you were unindicted co-conspirator #1? That ancient story?

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Coleman's avatar

Am NOT clicking on that link for Roger Stone's "Well hung jury" ad

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘛𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩, 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱.

Shitler would totally fall for the “Wild Turkey Surprise”:

https://youtu.be/FOTlNOZB4Zo?si=qfQ3dYWxkq7oUbKb

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Fucking Trump

Don't do the crime if you won't stop your whine!

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Oral violence to be followed by violence by hand.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

See the violence inherent in the system!

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Help Help, he's being repressed.

... what a fuckwit PAB is.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

From what I heard from the legal eagles on MSNBC last night...Judge Kaplan was able to shield the jurors in the E. Jean case (remember, he basically told them, 'go home and never admit to anyone that you served on this case') because it was a federal civil trial. This is apparently much more difficult to do in a NYS criminal case. I hope to gawd Judge Marchan can accomplish this though.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

They need to treat this case like a Mob case. Which is appropriate since Trump truly is the biggest Mobster in the country.

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Vic's avatar

Tiny Hands is indeed a lowlife, but a Queensborough spoilt-punk kind of low-life. He's told what to do by actual mobsters like Vladimir Putin.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

More like mobster wannabe. Mobsters at least STFU.

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BlueDot in Texas's avatar

I may be having a bad day, but at least I am not one of Trump's lawyers.

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"M"'s avatar

#Underrated

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-mar-a-lago-2667376315/

https://www.rawstory.com/classified-docs-sell/

'Crazy like a fox': Lawyer urges FBI to stop 'desperate' Trump from selling U.S. secrets

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