Teevee's hairless harlequin Donald Trump is angry at Barack Obama and Robert De Niro, for some reason. (We all know why The Donald is furious at Obama -- no birdcertificate -- but De Niro? He said something obvious and uncontroversial, like "Donald Trump should shut his pie-hole and die.") That is a lot of anger! And now Trump will probably send his private investigators to RottenTomatoes.com, to give Robert lots of nasty reviews. But here's the juiciest new Donald scoop: Obama was a lousy student, and probably cheated his way into Harvard! "I have friends who have smart sons with great marks, great boards, great everything and they can't get into Harvard," explained Trump. "How does a bad student [Barack Obama!] go to Columbia and then to Harvard? I'm thinking about it, I'm certainly looking into it. Let him show his records." Oh gawd oh gawd oh gawd. Meanwhile,
MM: There you go with those librul "facts" and "logic" and "reason."
PS:: Chances are his imaginary "friends" didn't go to Harvard themselves. You know, the kids aren't legacies - aka "Affirmative Action for White Folks."
Apparently Trumpette thinks Columbia and Harvard lowered their standards to admit someone who would become President of the United States of America. And I am oh so sure Trump University only lets the most qualified students attend.
MM: There you go with those librul "facts" and "logic" and "reason."
PS:: Chances are his imaginary "friends" didn't go to Harvard themselves. You know, the kids aren't legacies - aka "Affirmative Action for White Folks."
NOT THE ORANGE ONE! That's only for my head!
Huckabee went to their culinary academy.
You know...I think Bill Cosby would be a pretty cool president.
So this is what affirmative action results in?
Apparently Trumpette thinks Columbia and Harvard lowered their standards to admit someone who would become President of the United States of America. And I am oh so sure Trump University only lets the most qualified students attend.
Cheer up Trumpette. Those kids can still get into Trump University.
They whined about their crops “being contaminated by radioactive sludge,”
Time for a remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Trump is the new Palin.