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Eileen?

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<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/486698\/meet-your-new-diebold" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/486698/meet-your-new-diebold">http://wonkette.com/486698/...

(Just search for "kkkk!")

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Pastor Picanto needs to lay hands on Kim Davis!

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Marco: Hey, your Spanish is pretty good! Debbie: Marco, it's Portuguese... Marco: Huh!

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<blockquote>It’s novel, at least...</blockquote>

No, it isn't. Doesn't every teen-aged boy come up with some version of this idea?

No?

It <strong>was</strong> just me?

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W.

Not once, but twice. So... yes.

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That Obama also hates white sperm.

Assuming, without any evidence to the contrary, that sperm exits the peen being the same color as the skin, because that is just how Bible science works.

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It seems this is a hoax, perpetrated by a humor website. Or at least that's what they say here: <a href="http://www.aporeemfoco.com...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.aporeemfoco.com.br/abrenoticia.asp?id=...">http://www.aporeemfoco.com....

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Not that I am implying all humor websites perpetrate hoaxes. And certainly not ones that double as mommy blogs.

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