Break Out In Case of Emergency or Presidential Speech

We were reluctant to post this picture because we thought it far too good to be true -- and, you know, we only post things that aren't true if they involve one of the twins. But a source at AP confirms that some old vet did indeed still have some fight in him. When it moved on the wire, subscribers were warned: "EDS: NOTE OBSCENITY." Now the big question is that if it's real, how come it's not in more papers? All together now: Oh,thatliberal media..."

 Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars. (AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac ) [Canada.com]

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