Not that anything makes any sense anymore, especially with MAGA and the modern GOP, but if 4 years ago Biden was far too old at 77 to be competent, that makes Trump even older, at 78. But MAGA have no use for logic, or linear time. They want rage - raw, cognition-free emotion. Arguing or even merely pointing out any fact to a Trump humper is exactly as productive as stapling your eyelids to your forehead. Biden might not be super impressive in the debate. He might be repetitive and slur some words together. But the issue really isn’t about whether Joe is fit to serve the next term. No matter what Joe is or isn’t capable of, Trump must not come anywhere near the White House again. Joe has a very capable, serious administration. His VP and staff can handle whatever happens with Joe. Trump is a genuine threat to humanity and must be defeated and discarded, a relic of America’s most costly and humiliating political misstep in its history.
Is The Convicted Felon actually in mental decline or is he just fucking dumb as a bag of rocks? Answer: yes. Although one may argue, a decline from what level?
Orange Foolius could get up on the debate stage and noisily shit his diaper while staring vacantly into space with his mouth hanging open (which he's been doing more and more of nowadays, BTW), and his cult following would still slap their flippers together and bark as though he were reciting Shakespeare.
We already know that Grandpa Poopy Diaper can neither stay on any one topic nor follow any rules, ever -- so we can just rule that right out as a possibility.
My prediction? If he bothers to show up at all, he will talk/whine about how UNFAIR everything is, and how it's all RIGGED against him, because NOBODY LIKES... I mean, nobody UNDERSTANDS him, not REALLY... possibly with some sort of "greatest hits" clip show rant about Hillary, E. Jean Carroll, Obama, the Central Park Five, or some bullshit that happened in the 1990s that literally no one remembers or cares about. He will do this every single time his mic is not cut, for the entire time it's on, no matter how many times he's admonished.
"Free debate idea for Biden: Walk out onstage wearing a shark costume like you’re a Katy Perry backup dancer. Trump will be so thrown he might become even less coherent, if that is even possible."
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Anybody here want to make a quick buck?
I will personally pay you a dollar to run into the back of the auditorium during the debate, yell, "SHARK!", and run back out.
"What if Mr. Biden clears the very low bar that Mr. Trump has now set for him?"
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As when Puss in Boots kidnapped people and sent them to Marthas Vineyard as some kind of half-assed "Gotcha", and it backfired, they'll just pretend it happened their way.
He told the rally crowd that he’s taking on not just Biden but CNN and the debate moderators, Jake Tapper and Dana Bash, who were constitutionally incapable of treating him fairly. “I’ll be debating three people instead of one half of a person,” he said.
Is there any chance OHJB's walk-on music can be "Baby Shark"? (Do do do do do do...)
(I apologize for the Monday Morning Earworm you now all have.)
Not that anything makes any sense anymore, especially with MAGA and the modern GOP, but if 4 years ago Biden was far too old at 77 to be competent, that makes Trump even older, at 78. But MAGA have no use for logic, or linear time. They want rage - raw, cognition-free emotion. Arguing or even merely pointing out any fact to a Trump humper is exactly as productive as stapling your eyelids to your forehead. Biden might not be super impressive in the debate. He might be repetitive and slur some words together. But the issue really isn’t about whether Joe is fit to serve the next term. No matter what Joe is or isn’t capable of, Trump must not come anywhere near the White House again. Joe has a very capable, serious administration. His VP and staff can handle whatever happens with Joe. Trump is a genuine threat to humanity and must be defeated and discarded, a relic of America’s most costly and humiliating political misstep in its history.
Well said.
Upvote for the shark costume!
Is The Convicted Felon actually in mental decline or is he just fucking dumb as a bag of rocks? Answer: yes. Although one may argue, a decline from what level?
I worry about the health of Wonkette’s liver. There’s five loooong months to go
Orange Foolius could get up on the debate stage and noisily shit his diaper while staring vacantly into space with his mouth hanging open (which he's been doing more and more of nowadays, BTW), and his cult following would still slap their flippers together and bark as though he were reciting Shakespeare.
It's not FOR them.
It's for the rest of us.
We already know that Grandpa Poopy Diaper can neither stay on any one topic nor follow any rules, ever -- so we can just rule that right out as a possibility.
My prediction? If he bothers to show up at all, he will talk/whine about how UNFAIR everything is, and how it's all RIGGED against him, because NOBODY LIKES... I mean, nobody UNDERSTANDS him, not REALLY... possibly with some sort of "greatest hits" clip show rant about Hillary, E. Jean Carroll, Obama, the Central Park Five, or some bullshit that happened in the 1990s that literally no one remembers or cares about. He will do this every single time his mic is not cut, for the entire time it's on, no matter how many times he's admonished.
You SEE if he doesn't.
The Biden campaign should hire E. Jean as an aide who brings Joe water just before the cameras roll.
Fuck PAB and Fuck Ted Cruz
They talk about POTUS Joe like Republicans didn't prop Reagan up in the White House with full blown Alzheimers.
How old was HE?
IIRC, Farticus also made a lot of noise about how he was gonna testify in his trial.
"Free debate idea for Biden: Walk out onstage wearing a shark costume like you’re a Katy Perry backup dancer. Trump will be so thrown he might become even less coherent, if that is even possible."
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Anybody here want to make a quick buck?
I will personally pay you a dollar to run into the back of the auditorium during the debate, yell, "SHARK!", and run back out.
Stinky will have a fucking meltdown.
"less than a week before the first debate"
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Superhero deciding between two buttons meme:
CHICKEN OUT OF THE DEBATE
ACTUALLY TRY TO DEBATE A SENTIENT BEING
"What if Mr. Biden clears the very low bar that Mr. Trump has now set for him?"
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As when Puss in Boots kidnapped people and sent them to Marthas Vineyard as some kind of half-assed "Gotcha", and it backfired, they'll just pretend it happened their way.
He told the rally crowd that he’s taking on not just Biden but CNN and the debate moderators, Jake Tapper and Dana Bash, who were constitutionally incapable of treating him fairly. “I’ll be debating three people instead of one half of a person,” he said.
Well, at least it’s Constitutional.
So not only can he fail to stay on topic but he can't add? Or are Jake and Dana both one and a quarter people?
Fine. But I still loathe and mistrust the NYT. It has had a large role in undermining Hillary Clinton and shielding Trump.
I do love the shark suit idea!
Dear FTFNYT:
Just who the fuck is the MR. BIDEN referred to? It’s PRESIDENT BIDEN to you crapmasters.