In case you missed the most important news of the day because you were busy watching Sen. Harry Reid (D-Bikini Atoll) nuclear bomb the Senate --metaphorically-- we bring you this extremely important story. Mark your calendars, because you will definitely want to tell your grandchildren where you were
Have you seen the price of arugula?
Something something borrow and spend librulz.
Did he order the sammiches with Freedom Fries? You're not a fucking patriot unless you have Freedom Fries!
BENGHAZI!
I'm sorry, I just got here, what were we talking about?
Huh? Oh sorry, I just can't tear my eyes away from OHJ goin' down on that sammich.