BREAKING: Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza Is Vile Piece Of Shit. Who Knew!

Did we mention he is a convicted felon?

There is very important news we are just learning for the first time in the past 24 hours, and it is that (BREAKING! SPECIAL REPORT!) convicted felon adulterer wingnut "filmmaker" Dinesh D'Souza is, in fact, a vile piece of shit. Try to contain your surprise, OK?

D'Souza D'Tweeted these sentiments about the survivor kids from the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, and for whatever reason, they went kind of viral and now tons of people who had never heard of D'Souza before yesterday are now aware he exists, and is a vile piece of shit:

Well, yes, those tweets are awful. They are also par for the course, for a man who has literally made a career off being a racist, lying, attention whoring piece of shit.

Here's a reaction from one of the Douglas High kids:

Damn, these kids get it. On top of how they don't want to be murdered by semi-automatic weapons just because Uncle Cletus can't bear to have his precious penis substitute pried from his cold dead hands, they also seem to understand that Dinesh D'Souza is an adulterer felon trash baby with an IQ that appears to be hovering around 86.

For the record, Dinesh D'Souza is "sorry" you misinterpreted his sage media criticism about how the Democrats are forcing these kids to politicize this completely a-political tragedy that happens every few weeks in America:

And really, he has just as many thoughts 'n' prayers as everybody else for the REAL victims, the ones who are crying quietly like they're supposed to, and aren't being uppity in front of news cameras:

Fuck you.

What Dinesh D'Souza is actually "sorry" about is that for once, he seems to be suffering the consequences of his own words and deeds (kind of like that time he went to jail LOL), even from some on his own side of the aisle. CPAC, which apparently still exists, responded to calls to cancel D'Souza as a speaker by quietly kicking him off the schedule then lashing out at anybody who pointed out he was a featured speaker in the first place.

Poor Dinesh D'Souza. He was probably so excited to go to CPAC too. We imagine he has a newfound appreciation for every time he's allowed to leave his house, after all the time he spent in jail, for being a felon. (He's still on the  National Review masthead, so all is not lost.)

Dinesh D'Souza is a man who makes little unwatched slasher films about how Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are the world's greatest criminals, while he himself gets convicted for felonies for violating campaign finance laws. Dinesh D'Souza is a man who called Barack Obama "ghetto," FROM JAIL. Dinesh D'Souza is a man whowhined that the Obama administration was "lawless," FROM JAIL. Dinesh D'Souza thinks The Vagina Monologues   somehow contributed to 9/11, and he probably thought about that a lot, IN JAIL. (Indeed, he wrote a whole book about it! Also responsible for 9/11, in D'Souza's view, are gays and moms who work outside the home.)

Dinesh D'Souza literally, we are not fucking kidding, asked a judge to give him a summer vacation FROM JAIL. But come on, it was only fair to ask, because Dinesh D'Souza for real believes Barack Obama put him in jail to silence him, because of how his little "documentary" movies exposed THE REAL TRUTH. (We still doubt Obama has the foggiest fucking idea who Dinesh D'Souza is.)

Of course, as a convicted felon, Dinesh D'Souza probably shouldn't be tweeting about gun laws or politics in the first place, since he's not allowed to vote or buy a gun LOLOLOLOL.

Anyway! Dinesh D'Souza is suddenly persona non grata , even among some of his conservative compatriots. We guess this is another side effect of this latest mass shooting terrorist attack, the one out of the many thousands we've had that finally is waking people up and making them pay attention. After an entire sad-ass life spent being A) not very bright and B) a liar and C) completely vile, this is finally the time D'Souza was so gross that (some) people on his own side started to back away slowly.

Whatever.

Hope Dinesh D'Souza has enjoyed his latest 15 minutes of notoriety! Now it's time to go back to treating him as the worthless filth he is, by ignoring him.

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