Well, this is awkward. I know the Glorious Editrix just announced a big Boston party for our new sideboob tracker blog and told you all I'd be the boss of it except that I will not be the boss of it because the Editrix is always the boss. Well, thrilled as I am for the opportunity to get paid to watch Miley Cyrus open the gaping maw of hell, I just can't pass up the chance to go work for Ghost Andrew Breitbart's new culture war juggernaut,
Dear God, that Blightfart <a href="http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/Big-Hollywood\/2013\/08\/08\/It-s-the-Culture-Stupid-Paint-it-Red" target="_blank"> &quot;Help Wanted&quot; </a> page is too fucked up for words. It&#039;s like culture war cosplay. I hope SNIPY, if this whole story isn&#039;t one big prank, is planning to Poe these fuckwits so thoroughly that the world falls down laughing at them ... and they never quite figure out why.
I slogged through a pile of comments on that breitbart.com story. And yes, you can attach vice grips to my nipples to ease the pain of that experience. I learned two things:
1) They want handouts from wealthy conservatives to fund their culture warrior&#039;ing and artistry.<blockquote>If the Republicans were truly the party of big business and the rich, we should be swimming in investments in pro-liberty pro-conservative films, well financed organizations training religious or libertarian activists, news papers that trumpet news from a pro-liberty POV.</blockquote>
2) They believe liberals have much more money to spend on culture warrior&#039;ing. <blockquote>the big money folks in conservatism, who are much outnumbered by the liberal big money folks btw, </blockquote>
I suspect some RWNJ from the University of Georgia who is feeling the butthurt from having all the Bolshies in the music scene in Athens.
Nono, the horse actually is a jerk, fuck him.
dingdingding
I love it that conservatives have finally noticed Saul Alinsky, and have thereby given a second life to the man and his awsum ideas.
or at least a jar
Pffft Mastering is for libtards. real musicians don&#039;t even mix down, they just go to print the way Jeebus intended
edit: I finally took a listen- they really do suck all the way around
So who is gonna be in charge of Thai takeout now?
Commies have always bored me, whether from within or without.
Dear God, that Blightfart <a href="http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/Big-Hollywood\/2013\/08\/08\/It-s-the-Culture-Stupid-Paint-it-Red" target="_blank"> &quot;Help Wanted&quot; </a> page is too fucked up for words. It&#039;s like culture war cosplay. I hope SNIPY, if this whole story isn&#039;t one big prank, is planning to Poe these fuckwits so thoroughly that the world falls down laughing at them ... and they never quite figure out why.
I am as confused as a chameleon in a box of Skittles.
So wait...
Please tell me that nobody seriously believes that Breitbart.anything would hire a hipster lesbian, regardless of her politics...
I slogged through a pile of comments on that breitbart.com story. And yes, you can attach vice grips to my nipples to ease the pain of that experience. I learned two things:
1) They want handouts from wealthy conservatives to fund their culture warrior&#039;ing and artistry.<blockquote>If the Republicans were truly the party of big business and the rich, we should be swimming in investments in pro-liberty pro-conservative films, well financed organizations training religious or libertarian activists, news papers that trumpet news from a pro-liberty POV.</blockquote>
2) They believe liberals have much more money to spend on culture warrior&#039;ing. <blockquote>the big money folks in conservatism, who are much outnumbered by the liberal big money folks btw, </blockquote>
Which part? Because there are parts that make sense and there are parts that don&#039;t.
Breitbart is dead: makes sense That Site isn&#039;t: doesn&#039;t
Yeah, you.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/474804\/hideous-3999-95-painting-of-andrew-breitbart-is-actually-swiped-from-a-video-game" target="_blank">Assassin&#039;s Creed:Brotherhood</a>
<em>Welcome to a very special guest post by long-time Wonkette reader &ldquo;Doktor Zoom.&rdquo; Enjoy!</em>
Was that your very first article on Wonkette?
Pretty sure it has to be this one. The likeness is pretty uncanny <a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfelrxkl1R1qc81...">http://24.media.tumblr.com/...
Looks more like Pat Robertson to me.