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Ilgattomorte's avatar

I don't know what everyone is so upset about. Years ago I was huffing "Crest Total Care". I used to snort "Colgate Ultra White" 10-12 times a day. I swear, I saw God and Moses when I smoked two bowls of "Tom's All Natural" and they told me the secrets of the universe. I had a $100 dollar a day habit.

But now the government, man, is feeding my habit. I just drink 2 quarts a day and I maintain my mellow. It's cool man, you just need to let the Flouride expand your mind. Just drink deep and lay back, there ain't nothing better. Just remember, don't drink the yellow water. Do not drink the yellow water! If you start to trip bad remember to stay calm, eat saltines and drink lots of milk. It'll all be cool.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

According to some of my father's friends, America has been turning into Nazi Germany since 1933.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Someone should tell Ventura that taking Thorazine will turn him into a Norse god.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>Excuse</i> me, but I am <b>not</b> easily manipulated!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I recently read that continued overfishing will cause a depletion in the ocean's stock of fish sticks. It's true -- I read in on the innernet.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Fluoride --- Fluoxetine. Thorazine --- Thor.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Just wait until Jesse bites down on that tinfoil hat with one of those fillings...

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artem1s's avatar

fluoridation = the epitome of fascism. Brown Shirts roaming the land supporting a police state where racial purity is key to saving the planet from evil browns = not on his radar.

/ffs

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The main ingredient in chem trails is fluoride. We're through the looking glass people! Wake up sheeple!!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

<blockquote>My wife and I do a great deal of reading and she looked at me the other day and said, “You know, the people of the United States of America right now are behaving identical to the German people in the ’30s.”</blockquote>

Yeah... for folks that are so very well-read, you may want to learn how to use adverbs, rather than adjectives, as modifiers for your verbs. FSM knows, I make my share of grammatical mistakes, but I'm not going around crowing how erudite I am either.

Although, I suppose reading material that consists of tin-foil-hat-wearer blogs and Alex Jones screeds aren't the best examples of proper English usage.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Fluoride is not poisoning us all. At least, not the ones we would prefer that it poison.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Actually, dedicated to the oral pleasuring of elephants, judging by the way they've taken to trying to placate the teatards with their both sides do it bs

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I don't believe this story. I've been drinking fluoridated water for a long time now, and I've never quite shaken this feeling of wanting to invade Poland.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The scary part is that every once in a while he says something that actually makes a great deal of sense. Of course the very next thing to come out of his mouth invariably completely destroys whatever credibility he managed to earn...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Mr. Ventura went on to say "I first became aware of the evil effects of fluoridation on my precious bodily fluids during the physical act of love..."

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The government has been putting marijuana in my butter!!1!11!!

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