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Why won't the MSM pay any attention at all to Bernie?

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"So, why don't you just bite the cock?"

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“Sir, we’ve run into a serious problem with the mission . . . these Nielsen ratings are the lowest ever.”“Oh my god, we’ve been beaten by a Connie Chung Christmas!”

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You can vote for Monald Muck if you care to, that's always been an option. Handsome Joe can say "if nominated, I will not run, if elected, I will not serve" all day and you can still vote for him if you so desire. It's a free country, until Rafael Cruz takes over and frogmarches all of us into church on Sundays.

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They're going to try making another plane disappear if Biden doesn't run.

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Do your cats understand ratings?

Do your cats understand the relationship between ratings and sales?

Do your cats think CNN is in business to preform some kind of a public service?

A cheap MBA program at, oh, Kent State, might give your cats a leg up.

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I haven't watched CNN since August 1990, the start of the Gulf War - Operation Desert Shield. Stayed up all night.

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Ted Turner is gone. The MBA's run things now. It's not just CNN. It's the dead tree industry too. Productivity?

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We need to buy him a Camaro. And not one of them wimpy ones. A real bitchin' one

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El Dad very much enjoys his OHJB coffee cup. Just sayin'.

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OHJB. CNN is too frumpy to qualify for minxhood.

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pssst, I don't think Villago meant it literally....

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Speaking of which, I watch a little news every night. Or try to. But I don't know - fer sure, whether Bernie is still drawing the largest crowds of any candidate or still receiving the most small donor money of any candidate.

I find that odd.

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