Attention, please! Important journalism update! As we all know, the most important news of the week -- if not the whole year or the whole EVER! -- is that Kim Davis, the gay-hatin' quadruple-married ex-whore-slash-clerk of Rowan County, Kentucky, sneaked her way into the State of the Union on Tuesday night. Don't you just hate when
Benghazi!!!! is just made up bullshit. There is no scandal about Benghazi, but Republicans are great at sowing doubt about BENGHAZI, and other made up bullshit. It sickens me that even Democrats think she's "dishonest" because of the 14 million investigations Republicans have conducted, first with her husband, and now with her.
Yeah, I didn't exactly mean to imply there was any merit to the stuff people say about her; she's as big of a boss as they come, which the latest Benghazi hearing proved. But you know what they say about lies running around the world.
I wondered what the fuck she was doing there in the first place, so I Googled it and found an article by CNN quoting the Liberty Counsel saying "She is representing many Americans who have been adversely affected by the President's policies, specifically this Administration's trampling of religious liberty." Gee, I thought she was trampled by the Supreme Court and the Constitution and the ex-Governor of Kentucky and by her own stupidity.
That's just sill-y.
Kim Davis wore her Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat just like Joseph did.
The perfect spot for one of Westboro Baptists "GOD HATES FIGS" anti-fruit placards!
Jesus won't allow Kim to like anything the Antichrist Usurper Muslin does, okay?
Kim Davis' hair styled by Ralston-Purina of Beverly Hills.
Benghazi!!!! is just made up bullshit. There is no scandal about Benghazi, but Republicans are great at sowing doubt about BENGHAZI, and other made up bullshit. It sickens me that even Democrats think she's "dishonest" because of the 14 million investigations Republicans have conducted, first with her husband, and now with her.
I'm just afraid he can't win a general election. Sigh.
I agree, it is low hanging fruit, but that's the hardest kind to resist.
And none of that unsalted crap either!
Yeah, I didn't exactly mean to imply there was any merit to the stuff people say about her; she's as big of a boss as they come, which the latest Benghazi hearing proved. But you know what they say about lies running around the world.
You noticed that too? Has this woman not looked at a fashion magazine in 30 years? I bet she wore this same hairstyle to her senior prom.
Waste of time to ask her opinion before Faux News tells her what her opinion is.
I wondered what the fuck she was doing there in the first place, so I Googled it and found an article by CNN quoting the Liberty Counsel saying "She is representing many Americans who have been adversely affected by the President's policies, specifically this Administration's trampling of religious liberty." Gee, I thought she was trampled by the Supreme Court and the Constitution and the ex-Governor of Kentucky and by her own stupidity.
Of course.
"It was a speech"? I was expecting her to say "I has a bucket."
Nice reference to classic meme. Now do "ALL YOUR BASE".