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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Vote for the jerky stuff" would be more accurate.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

1. Put Palin on cover.

2. ???

3. Profit!!!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm betting she has no clue what a magazine costs. Or a newspaper.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That basketball player from Cleveland, who went to Miami ... what's his name...

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Real Americans hate overpaying for meat by-products. They have the Ronco Food Dehydrator.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Jimmy Hoffa?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The fuel bill for the Bus Tour to Nowhere (Who Needs a Bridge?) must have been a shocker, unless it was sent straight to some Koch front for payment.

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ValiumNation's avatar

Palin has also become conversant on the subject of quantitative easing

I just hope that Sarah Palin gets paid more than LiLo to opine on matters economical like. <a href="http:\/\/blogs.sfweekly.com\/thesnitch\/2011\/06\/lindsay_lohan_twitter.php" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2011/06/linds...">http://blogs.sfweekly.com/t...

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fuflans's avatar

huh. i don't remember her being that busty.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I Can Quit would have been a better (honest) headline.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT: From the top of the picture - That Murdoch thing seems to getting some traction.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Full booby thrust indeed.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Is she just wandering around the upper mid-west delivering her word salad messages or is she ringin' bells and firin' guns and warnin' folks? It is hard to tell the difference.

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fuflans's avatar

and it's just DELICIOUS.

and appalling at the same time.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>we’re always eating that jerky stuff</i>

yes sarah, i'm sure you are.

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