Do you hear that? That is the sound of weeping -- really, that phlegmy, breathless, hacking snot-snarfling SOBBING -- throughout the land as political humorists realize the little spitty, sneery, smegmatic Torquemadita has bowed to something called "reality." And now he is not quitting, per se (because that way you can no longer spend your campaign funds maybe?) but is "suspending" his campaign. Is Rick Perry's campaign still suspended? Is Herman Cain's? Did those dudes ever actually quit? Anybody wanna check on that?
You can <a href="http:\/\/www.fec.gov\/info\/articles\/debtretirement09.pdf" target="_blank">still fundraise to retire debts</a>, even if you&#039;re honest about quitting.
Great. What the hell am I going to do with this box of presidential sweater vets?
No, he&#039;d just smite the shit outta them and elect a new puppet board to have the fine overturned. Packing the board, so to speak.
I don&#039;t know if that&#039;s true. Headline is suggesting Rick Santorum actually has balls.
I was referring to her recurring pneumonia, not her Trisomy 18. I apologize for the confusion.
Something about melonballs and slippery nipples. And maybe hair of the dog.
&quot;Breaking&quot;, &quot;Rick Santorum&quot; and &quot;Balls&quot; DO seem very Wonkette.
&quot;Sometimes, santorum is like a puddle of melted chocolates&quot;
Richard Nixon?
Every other Republican who ran this year?
You can <a href="http:\/\/www.fec.gov\/info\/articles\/debtretirement09.pdf" target="_blank">still fundraise to retire debts</a>, even if you&#039;re honest about quitting.
Goodbye, easy punchlines.
(I shouldn&#039;t feel too happy, since part of the reason he&#039;s dropping out is his youngest daughter has been really sick.)
Someone explain to me how the hell Santorum got the message before Newt? Don&#039;t tell me that stain is actually SMARTER than the Toad?
And this time, cement it in place.
Sooo, who had April Tenth in the Death Pool? C&#039;mon, winner winner, chicken dinner!
No, and hell yes.
Sure it&#039;s not just because Rick loves being in suspenders?