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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Great. What the hell am I going to do with this box of presidential sweater vets?

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

No, he'd just smite the shit outta them and elect a new puppet board to have the fine overturned. Packing the board, so to speak.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I don't know if that's true. Headline is suggesting Rick Santorum actually has balls.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I was referring to her recurring pneumonia, not her Trisomy 18. I apologize for the confusion.

SullivanSt's avatar

Something about melonballs and slippery nipples. And maybe hair of the dog.

The Quirk's avatar

"Breaking", "Rick Santorum" and "Balls" DO seem very Wonkette.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Sometimes, santorum is like a puddle of melted chocolates"

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Every other Republican who ran this year?

SullivanSt's avatar

You can <a href="http:\/\/www.fec.gov\/info\/articles\/debtretirement09.pdf" target="_blank">still fundraise to retire debts</a>, even if you're honest about quitting.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Goodbye, easy punchlines.

(I shouldn't feel too happy, since part of the reason he's dropping out is his youngest daughter has been really sick.)

The Quirk's avatar

Someone explain to me how the hell Santorum got the message before Newt? Don't tell me that stain is actually SMARTER than the Toad?

SullivanSt's avatar

And this time, cement it in place.

The Quirk's avatar

Sooo, who had April Tenth in the Death Pool? C'mon, winner winner, chicken dinner!

SullivanSt's avatar

Sure it's not just because Rick loves being in suspenders?