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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Great. What the hell am I going to do with this box of presidential sweater vets?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

No, he'd just smite the shit outta them and elect a new puppet board to have the fine overturned. Packing the board, so to speak.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I don't know if that's true. Headline is suggesting Rick Santorum actually has balls.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I was referring to her recurring pneumonia, not her Trisomy 18. I apologize for the confusion.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Something about melonballs and slippery nipples. And maybe hair of the dog.

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The Quirk's avatar

"Breaking", "Rick Santorum" and "Balls" DO seem very Wonkette.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Sometimes, santorum is like a puddle of melted chocolates"

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SullivanSt's avatar

Richard Nixon?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Every other Republican who ran this year?

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SullivanSt's avatar

You can <a href="http:\/\/www.fec.gov\/info\/articles\/debtretirement09.pdf" target="_blank">still fundraise to retire debts</a>, even if you're honest about quitting.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Goodbye, easy punchlines.

(I shouldn't feel too happy, since part of the reason he's dropping out is his youngest daughter has been really sick.)

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The Quirk's avatar

Someone explain to me how the hell Santorum got the message before Newt? Don't tell me that stain is actually SMARTER than the Toad?

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SullivanSt's avatar

And this time, cement it in place.

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The Quirk's avatar

Sooo, who had April Tenth in the Death Pool? C'mon, winner winner, chicken dinner!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

No, and hell yes.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Sure it's not just because Rick loves being in suspenders?

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