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Aaaaand...

They've fired McCabe.

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Maybe Putin could wear a disguise. He'd look great as a blond.

Of course, the shirtless look might give it away.

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Nothing happening is really a big event at the Yer Fired Dome.

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Trump isn't just a dictator. He's a petty, small-minded, childish dictator.

If McCabe helped Comey and other Feebers sabotage Clinton he deserves some punishment, but not losing his pension and in such a shoddy way. My understanding is the the review process should have taken weeks, not a few days. I hope he has good grounds for a lawsuit.

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I don't think it's considered depression when you have good reason to feel that way. Sadly, we're the rationalists.

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A true, quit/fire if ever there was one.

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Yup, he lives for vengeance.

McCabe wasn't fired for sabotaging Clinton. He's being punished for actions that are being construed as protecting her.

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When he has to make a tough decision, all Trump has to do is think to himself, "What would Duterte do?"

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McCabe’s replacement will direct Rosenstein to shut down the Mueller investigation. When Rosenstein refuses, he’ll fire Rosenstein and Rosenstein’s replacement will fire Mueller..

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Due process comes second.

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He's still not allowed to shoot people. His staff is afraid he might miss and hit a lobbyist.

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Of course TwoScoops is petty. Chinese media knew that 15 months ago.... https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Or not at all.

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• What you think ???Demolition instead of reform ? or Donny's tough guy theatrics and SWAT team tactics for a quick resolution of critical situations, using lethal force when necessary….to cover up ? .

•Mueller.. syndrome biting ?

•The Mueller investigation is to determine whether Trump has committed "high crimes ‘’ In the meantime, his every action is consistent with a criminal trying to cover his tracks. If he isn't guilty, he sure acts like it.

•Obstruction of justice is one crime that looks like an easy call. And under American law, colluding with a foreign government to influence American elections is a crime. Surely you must remember Trump publicly asking Putin to send stolen emails to wikileaks? The day after his election team met with Kremlin lawyers and intelligence agents?

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McCabe stepped down in January. He's been on leave waiting for his retirement date to roll around.

I don't recall who replaced him. Ivanka maybe? It's too hard to keep track of this administration's revolving door.

(j/k about Ivanka. She doesn't have a security clearance. Baron is the only Trump who might qualify for the FBI, but I wouldn't bet on his chances.)

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I was hoping McCabe's firing would clearly get Trump in trouble. Trump's been bullying him all year ("ask your wife how it feels to be loser") -- and couldn't resist gloating like a mofo on twitter tonight ("great day for democracy!").

Unfortunately, Sessions said the FBI's Office of Professional Responsibility recommended McCabe be fired, which means Trump's ass is covered, at least for the time being.

Why did they recommend it? Because McCabe authorized two senior officials to speak to the WSJ. They were the unnamed sources for this article: https://www.wsj.com/article...

The inspector general decided the authorization was "inappropriate" and McCabe "misled" investigators when asked about it. So that's why he was fired.

Kills me. All roads lead us back to THE EMAILS. Why are Repubs so great at never letting an issue die and Dems so bad at getting outrage to stick?

Hillary's unforgivable and unforgettable crime was being careless with classified info, YET clearly the Trump admin has been equally, if not more, careless. Why doesn't that register? Why can't we have parity? Fine: lock up Hillary. But then lock up Jarvanka for the same crime, plus Trump and Kelly for letting it happen.

Lock up McCabe and Comey for letting Hillary off the hook. But then lock up the whole bloody GOP for letting Trump off the hook...

... and throw away the key.

We've wasted years on this bullshit. Haven't done a damn thing to improve healthcare, education, immigration, infrastructure, gun violence, or election security. But THE EMAILS!! THE EMAILS!! By all means, let's spend billions electing more rich old men to obsess about THE EMAILS!!

(Yes, I know mcauliffe's contribution to mccabe's wife's campaign complicates the narrative. It's supposed to mean the FBI is corrupt, but only because it allegedly and fictitiously bought leniency for the heinous crimes associated with THE EMAILS.)

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