Gather round, kidlets, time for another edition of What Do The Voices Say In Crazy Uncle Pat's Brain Parts? On a recent episode of Pat Robertson's Jesus Hour, a viewer named "Viewer" -- no, seriously, they didn't even bother to make up a name for this person this time, they just call him/her/it/whatever "Viewer," and we are pretty sure the interns who have to write in the questions are just amusing themselves now, to see if Pat even notices, because of how he is older than God's mom, and straight-up senile too, and probably they are sick of fetching him his Metamucil, EW GROSS, but anyway -- Viewer submitted this question:
You'd be guaranteed a LOT of licking, though. If you're into that maybe you could try to piss him off, though that would most likely just mean another tornado in Oklahoma.
It was written in English for us, the holy people of the new world. Where did you go to school? I believe it was carved on gold tablets that some dude lost in upstate New York and he had to wear a special hat to get the drift.
Leviticus is a powerful set of guidelines for living a godly life, and chuckling at it, as Pat did, is unseemly. I think I will stop sending him money. I've practically been supporting him.
Mr. PsycWench is Jewish so I was prepared to have a serious disagreement but he acquiesced right away. Most of our friends with boys refused to circumcize, so foreskin may become the Mark of The Crunchy Parents.
"One of the most seminal moments of Pope Francis' papacy thus far was his response to a question about gay priests in 2013. His answer: "If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?"
It is American Bishops, a bastion of conservatism in all things, who are against gay rights and marriage. Francis is going to have trouble with them constantly. He is an activist Pope. And you know how the bishops react to that adjective.
No, I wanted to establish your credentials for your interesting comment. Now that they are established, I will look to your comments for further enlightenment.
15/15. Unsurprising, I'm a Jewish atheist. And a vegan.
You'd be guaranteed a LOT of licking, though. If you're into that maybe you could try to piss him off, though that would most likely just mean another tornado in Oklahoma.
It was written in English for us, the holy people of the new world. Where did you go to school? I believe it was carved on gold tablets that some dude lost in upstate New York and he had to wear a special hat to get the drift.
Leviticus is a powerful set of guidelines for living a godly life, and chuckling at it, as Pat did, is unseemly. I think I will stop sending him money. I've practically been supporting him.
I will count you among the ignorant, since everybody else knows that the Commandments were written by Ronald Reagan.
Smiting is pretty harsh too, but necessary.
And wearing polyester leisure suits.
Those folks need a lot of forgiving.
Never boxed wine though.
I think you are hearing voices. He never says that.
It does say not to buy the polyester.
It would be the same nonsense, just different words, and it means I have to learn two new languages. Ain't happening.
Mr. PsycWench is Jewish so I was prepared to have a serious disagreement but he acquiesced right away. Most of our friends with boys refused to circumcize, so foreskin may become the Mark of The Crunchy Parents.
"One of the most seminal moments of Pope Francis' papacy thus far was his response to a question about gay priests in 2013. His answer: "If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?"
It is American Bishops, a bastion of conservatism in all things, who are against gay rights and marriage. Francis is going to have trouble with them constantly. He is an activist Pope. And you know how the bishops react to that adjective.
I went to school in Palo Alto, Berkeley, and DC. Oh, you mean rhetorically.
No, I wanted to establish your credentials for your interesting comment. Now that they are established, I will look to your comments for further enlightenment.