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Erala Contratista's avatar

Yup.Lon never concealed his feelings about the Gints or the 40Whiners when they were comically awful. Used to listen to the broadcasts just for Simmons and King. Otherwise not a sports fan.

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John McLaughlin's avatar

It STILL seems like a bad dream...that is how truly terrible these people are to their core.

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John McLaughlin's avatar

If Trump didn't collude/obstruct/launder I will eat my keyboard.

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RugzYaBurnt's avatar

I mean, the contemporary Republican party is just a means of amplifying the tactics of a shitty, abusive father to a national and international level. It's kind of their whole thing.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

There's never been a sports broadcaster like Bill King - and there probably never will be again. He was a master of baseball, football (on the radio, not an easy thing to do) and the very rare "simulcast" - Warriors' basketball on tv and the radio at the same time. He was funny, literate, and precise with is language.

Hank Greenwald was an excellent Giants' play-by-play man. Very, very funny.

Overall, Giants' fans have probably had the longest run of first rate radio and tv presentations in American sports history. With the possible exception of the LA Dodgers where Vin Scully did it all by himself.

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chicken thief's avatar

"with a mint julip" if Miss Lindsay attends also too as well.

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chicken thief's avatar

After Trump humiliated him, that Elmer Fudd looking motherfucker went home and smoked a fat doob.

j/k He went home and planned how he could fuck holders of small amounts of pot in states where it is legal even harder.

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chicken thief's avatar

Pence took copious notes and later had Mother repeat the slurs as she spanked his bare ass. It was the best night since their honeymoon.

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ahughes798's avatar

LOL! I was down for the kid part, just not the pregnancy, vomiting, labor, and episiotomy part. When my mom had me and my sis, they knocked her out. They won't do that any more. If they did, I probably would have had kids. Plus, I would have been a single mom, I had friends who were, and saw how hard they struggled.

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chicken thief's avatar

And since Sessions shit on Trump by recusing himself is it called "shit for shat"?

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chicken thief's avatar

Sheets and tiki torches aren't free, ya know!

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Hollyinla's avatar

Can someone please make your scenario into a movie? Pleas

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Yes, PLEASE!!!! 📽🍿😌

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Brian Fowler's avatar

They may deserve each other, but do the Dreamers deserve either of them?

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Alan's avatar

Let me find my sympathy. I seem to have misplaced it.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Yes, he's an idiot, Donald. But mostly, he's a racist and an asshole.

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