The terror package thrown at the White House this morning actually contained a dangerous or possibly tasteless Teddy Bear. Wonkette operative "Billy" talked to an "in the know" workman at the Old Executive Office Building and got the secret info: Around 10: 30 this morning I talked to a construction worker at the OEOB, who told me the tossed "package" was -- no kidding -- a teddy bear.
BREAKING UPDATE ... SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE CONTAINS TEDDY BEAR (OR ELMO)
BREAKING UPDATE ... SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE…
BREAKING UPDATE ... SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE CONTAINS TEDDY BEAR (OR ELMO)
The terror package thrown at the White House this morning actually contained a dangerous or possibly tasteless Teddy Bear. Wonkette operative "Billy" talked to an "in the know" workman at the Old Executive Office Building and got the secret info: Around 10: 30 this morning I talked to a construction worker at the OEOB, who told me the tossed "package" was -- no kidding -- a teddy bear.