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Doug Langley's avatar

Was it a case of a - salt?

(go ahead, beat on me, I swear I couldn't resist)

XYZ's avatar

I use color-changing outdoor path lights and it looks festive all year.

dogfather's avatar

Sydney has a contact us page, just saying. I asked her to rep me in a case against antifa ham sammiches.

dogfather's avatar

ANTIFA HAM SAMMICHES!!!

Retief of the CDT's avatar

In olden days, we used to refer to the Salk vaccine as the polio vaccine, but the mumps-measles vaccine as MMR.

Of course it's a stupid-ass idea, look where it came from.

It does lead me to wonder whether it'll cause the anti-vaxxers to split from the QANON/Trump crowd.

Tetman Callis's avatar

No but yeah, we had to remember to do diligent adulting.

Boscoe's avatar

...And half of them are going: "SIGH, EXACTLY AS WE EXPECTED" and the other half is going: "THAT IS WHAT EXCEPTIONAL 'MURICAN LEADERSHIP LOOKS LIKE!!! STOP THE STEAL!!!!"

Sadly, we're well past the days when people might've actually learned something from all this.

AttyInBriefs's avatar

Oh, wait, is this Wonkette?

Kgprophet's avatar

Lou came to coach at the University of Minnesota. It was such a big deal, they built a huge new indoor practice facility for him. He was going be their dedicated football coach for years to come. Instead he quit and went to Notre Dame.

Dave Maier's avatar

Or, you know, outraged enough NOT to vote in the GA runoff. Oops!

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Reminds me of a story from the Edward Tufte seminar on visual representation. Princeton sent a congratulatory letter to successful applicants that consisted of one word in yuuge letters: Yes. Who wouldn’t treasure a letter like this?

Kgprophet's avatar

Please do! Such a close call.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I thought of the mnemonic device: ‘laches’ means ‘lapses.’ D’oh!

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I worked in central Wisconsin on a big civil project. I knew at least one equipment operator who mentioned stockpiled weapons and ammo “in case the [Blacks] from Milwaukee came a-callin’. This was circa 1992.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I couldn’t believe it either. Chicago sportscaster Bruce Wolf actually wrote a parody song about Lou’s hairdo, the “Lou Do.” It was hilarious.

Presidential Medal? Uh, no.