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They're in the animated version featuring Jim Carrey, which is surprisingly good.

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hehehe, I like that.

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That's like saying watch Muslims blow up non-Muslims. It's a gross generalization that is nonsensical.

It sounds like what you were watching had a very specific point of view.

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I don't think any of that concerns him.

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He found one YouTube video that validates the way he feels. That's all he needs.

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Fouling by the hardened brass that makes up the killer rounds. There's no Teflon on ordinary ammo.

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"Living being" is what I said, and it's not possible to see the 33K + Americans who die from gun violence every year, without having some opinion about bullets and what they do. It's specious to say otherwise.

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"The unnamed parents took offense at the words uttered by Tiny Tim, β€œGod bless us, every one,” television station WHTM reported."

Now we know what it takes for people on the Right to stand up for the disabled.

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Why would Jewish parents be complaining about a wish the Jewish God bless everyone?

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Oh yeah he's pretty happy I just talked to him. It's good though cause I'm renting this hoise from him and the electricity in my kitchen went out yesterday. That still leaves me with where the hell they came from. Have a good holiday!

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circa 40 years ago, Associated Press Stylebook forbade "Jewess," "negress," and a few other 19th century ethnic/religious derogatories, but I love your "mean crabby Jewishes." Clearly the Trump victory of Breitbart.com et al raises the curtain on 4 years of mainstreaming and embracing anti-Semitism. This year the collision of the Hebrew Lunar and Reformed Gregorian Solar calendars brings the rare Chrismukkah -- first night of Hanukkah is Christmas Eve. (Ineffible Name), Bless us everyone!

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if i remember right, the early Christian fathers cobbled together a complicated Holy Scheme which posited that the Jews worshipped an old, outdated God, so the new Christian god was an entirely different God. There seem to be as many Gods as there are faiths we're taught to hate. (But no God for Buddhists, B said he was Just A Human Guy, and anybody can do everything he did.)

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Somewhere in heaven, God and Jesus look over at the Holy Spirit and say, "Well, we each gave it a go, but they're still jackasses down there, you want to head down and start a New New Testament?"

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"HA! Not after what happened to the last guy."

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Ding Ding, we have a winner!

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