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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

We will need to clean and dress them first, as they are full of shit.

guest1331now's avatar

LTTP, but I was thinking pubic hair plugs. Ew.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Definitely. Unless your doctor says you need them. I started lifting weights last year, and people are always like, “Bro, you need to up your Test! You’re 44!” To which I reply, “I want to punch you just for saying that, imagine if I was on testosterone supplements!”

Plus being aggressive is the least of the side effects from testosterone supplements. Rich Piana was younger than me when he died. Granted he was built like a Rhinoceros, so I’m sure he used a bunch, but they are nothing to play with. If you start to feel long periods of increased anxiety or unexplained rage(wingnuts don’t count, that’s a reasonable thing to rage over), tell your doctor and get a second opinion if he drags his feet.

Also too, all the best wishes for recovery. I’m never very sick so I can only imagine how you feel.

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Easy there...the testosterone thing was a joke. It was intended as irony as my original post was somewhat out of character!

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Oh. Sorry for my lack of snark detection. I know some people who take it and think it’s okay. So I was concerned your doctor may have been overprescribing. The one time I took it for my back, my chest thumped for four days and I just stopped. Problem solved.

I get a bit overzealous about preaching on testosterone therapy. The good wishes still stand though.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

I once had a reporter who wrote "a flash in the pants" for "a flash in the pan."

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Like many expressions that have been with us for centuries, this one has more than one theory of origin, others include tennis, toeing the starting line in a race, etc. I prefer the naval story because the phrase and others like it, such as "toe the mark," and "toe the plank," were all in use during the early 1800s.

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Greg Gutfeld has the most punchable face of all time. Take a look.

tiresius2's avatar

I hate Breitbart-- and feel that like Fox, they are a well funded, necessary epitome of "those people." But O'Keefe, seriously? That wing nut needs to be locked up in jail and made to understand that what he does is totally FAKE NEWS. He's a little pissant with a videocamera. Nothing more.

Manhattan123's avatar

He looks in the mirror every morning and sees that face. Seriously, wouldn't you be angry and want to tear it all down too.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

He does look like he gargles with gin.

spric's avatar

O'Keefe is one of the few true journalists operating today. What 60 minutes did years ago pales in comparison to the hypocrisy O'Keefe steadily exposes. His videos are all classics.

spric's avatar

It's unfortunate Hillary very soon won't be able to hide her collusion with the main stream media and, apparently the FBI and other government agencies. Too bad for you socialists, but your world will soon fall in on you. Trump is DRAINING THE SWAMP and you're going down the drain hole. HAHAHAHAHA