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Moustache ride LIBELZ!!! ELEVENTY!

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Crusty Gym Sock, more like

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Branch Dildonians

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Busted Condom Cult

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Sure, and come Guten Morgen, who was in charge? Hint, not the mouth-breathing morans of the SA.

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Sadly, being an asshole is not against the law.

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I remember our local Public TnV would show an hour of Monty Python per night 5 days a week for much of the 1980s (they also ran some really fantastic foreign animation that left me stunned - no language issues at all).

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This overton window. I never gave it enough thought to find out if it's something reality based or simply the product of a demented mind. It's definitely the product of a demented mindIt's the title of a glen beck book. I think his followers like to throw those 2 words around so as to appear intelligent, or at least knowledgeable. You actually troubled yourself to find out the meaning, whereas I knew it was connected to beck and therefore not worth the effort to even google it. I thank you for your efforts, even though I don't feel the least bit wiser, with this new knowledge.

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I would bet a schilling that Schilling is never inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

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She came in through the Overton Window.

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Nothing hurts a racist's fee-fees more than being called a racist and you're the racist for pointing out how racist they are! Besides, something something 150 years ago democrats.

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You'd think if they wanted to be taken seriously, they'd get Steve Bannon to clean himself up so he doesn't look like he slept under a bridge.

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He's afraid of the Iron Stash.

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Well, gee. I wouldn't want to confuse the oligarchs with the white supremacists.

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I figured by 2020 Calliope Jane could be on the ticket for VP

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I thought it was because we are Mediterranean with our dark, swarthy complexions.

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