Did you know Oprah Winfrey "jumped into" the George Zimmerman trial, and she also has a movie coming out, and these two facts bond and twist together into a double helix of bad intent to make her the Greatest Race Hustler since the time Barack Obama was born in Kenya and dined alone, and also she is a bully and A Liar?
The Treasury Department is doing everything it can to get rid of Switzerland&#039;s last reason to exist as anything but a collection of ski resorts, using a law the acronym for which is only <i>one letter</i> short of perfect: <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/07\/12\/offshore-tax-dodging-law_n_3586612.html" target="_blank">FATCA</a> .
I would be willing to bet a substantial sum that any salesclerk in a Swiss store that sells $38,000 purses speaks near-fluent (or better) English.
/Moving to negative values of humor.
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&quot;but more guttural&quot;
He was just trying to seduce you.
You don&#039;t want to know where the nickles have been.
I thought it was the Cannabis.
Would that make you a sort of WeedLord Boner Oprah?
Oprah still lying
In truth, if she was standing in front of me right now, I would not recognize her. I must have early-onset Reagan.
Motherfucking iced tea libel!!
And possibly more likely to evoke sympathy than trying to buy a $38,000 purse.
<em>FLIBBETYGROOKNESSHURZAWOWER</em>
Win.
Also: Calling Oprah a Sacred Cow? How many meanings can we slip into that phrase?
And now you know why.
The Treasury Department is doing everything it can to get rid of Switzerland&#039;s last reason to exist as anything but a collection of ski resorts, using a law the acronym for which is only <i>one letter</i> short of perfect: <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/07\/12\/offshore-tax-dodging-law_n_3586612.html" target="_blank">FATCA</a> .