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bobbert's avatar

I would be willing to bet a substantial sum that any salesclerk in a Swiss store that sells $38,000 purses speaks near-fluent (or better) English.

/Moving to negative values of humor.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>Comment deleted by user because note to self: more funny...less stupid</i>

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"but more guttural"

He was just trying to seduce you.

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You don't want to know where the nickles have been.

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I thought it was the Cannabis.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Would that make you a sort of WeedLord Boner Oprah?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In truth, if she was standing in front of me right now, I would not recognize her. I must have early-onset Reagan.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Motherfucking iced tea libel!!

FeloniousMonk's avatar

And possibly more likely to evoke sympathy than trying to buy a $38,000 purse.

Shypixel's avatar

<em>FLIBBETYGROOKNESSHURZAWOWER</em>

Win.

Also: Calling Oprah a Sacred Cow? How many meanings can we slip into that phrase?

Shypixel's avatar

And now you know why.

Lot_49's avatar

The Treasury Department is doing everything it can to get rid of Switzerland's last reason to exist as anything but a collection of ski resorts, using a law the acronym for which is only <i>one letter</i> short of perfect: <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/07\/12\/offshore-tax-dodging-law_n_3586612.html" target="_blank">FATCA</a> .