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I'm surprised they didn't go with "This 'Loretta Lynch' killed the real Lynch and stole her identity and credentials." It would at least have the benefit of being entertaining as well as howlingly inaccurate.

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We need to give Warner Todd Huston a rough ride concerning these 'inaccuracies'.

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They would love to lynch Lynch.

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There is that. Apparently, allowing democrats to have representation in court is a crime

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Well, it is irresponsible not to speculate.

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The ears were removed as a precursor to the Encephalectomy

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*** BREAKING NEWS *** - corrected

BREITBART REPORTER WARNER TODD HUSTON CAUGHT IN GAY RAPE SCANDAL!

Warner Todd Huston was arrested today after being caught nude on a public sidewalk anally raping a disabled teenager while shouting "Carry my big stick" and "Who's your Teddy". Witnesses say the sight of Todd's porky frame engulfing the poor helpless boy was "horrific".

Another witness claimed that after attacking the young boy, Todd ran down the street where he came upon a Nun and urinated on her. Sister Mary Bartholomew recounted the story and said "He came out of nowhere. Before I knew it he was spraying number 1 on me, all of the time yelling 'Bully', 'Bully', 'Bully'." Sister Mary further stated "Just before the police could apprehend him, he ran off, kicked a dog and murdered a kitten."

Todd is currently being held without bail while he awaits trial.

(correction: This is a really great story that makes us very proud, but apparently it is not actually factual.)

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And so it goes. It is now an established, incontrovertible fact that this Loretta Lynch helped free the Clintons for all their drug dealing in Whitewater. Probably murdered Vince Foster, also too...

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Integrity: You're doing it wrong.

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Also, too: Breitbart dead is somehow worse than Breitbart alive. That's . . . almost awe-inspiring.

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Well, of course! Only guilty people ask for a lawyer! Don't you watch TV?

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Is that a poop coming out of his ear area?

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