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jim's avatar

Martin Bormann 2.0

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jim's avatar

If the Iron Cross fits ...

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Wonky Magoo's avatar

I'm pretty sure the worst witch hunt in American history was... actual witch hunting. With the torture and death, etc. I mean, I obviously don't know as much about history as a Dennis Prager, but...

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  πŸ’‹'s avatar

Bad Booze Bannon

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  πŸ’‹'s avatar

Sure, look at the Donald's ex.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Whattsamatter with KKKlansas?

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tihond's avatar

This is fakakta!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I thought you might, but how often does one get a chance to use a 'Magic 8-Ball' joke?

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

I figure the Magic 8-ball will figure prominently in the Trump administration.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Actually, there were some men who got all up in the brohaha, as well. And this was pre-Wican!

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kev's avatar

Bigot Bannon

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Hello. Weclome to Wonkette. Feel free to comment (should comments ever be allowed) once you learn English.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You know it's some bad shit when even the Newt won't join your party.

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Ray in VT's avatar

I see one Klan hood in my state. I wonder if it is more than the one guy from North Carolina who got busted for putting Klan flying in the mailboxes of a couple of minority women (just by coincidence of course and not because he was targeting them).

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Meccalopolis's avatar

I'll bet he sleeps like a baby-Bill Hicks (RIP)

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