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greyXstar's avatar

Lookit all this iced up jewry an shit man SHAPOW!https://youtu.be/vRv-yNAriag

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Serai 1's avatar

I'd say Horowitz is the cock-eyed one.

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Serai 1's avatar

...and then I had lunch.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Horowitz is just jealous of Kristol being close to that Alaskan shiksa goddess.

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Serai 1's avatar

Jews have never been missionaries. None of that converting crap other - I shouldn't name names - religions need to keep going unlike Judaism, which does very cute, thank you, on its own.

-- Harlan Ellison, I'm Looking for Kadak

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Serai 1's avatar

Nah, he's a putz.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

and some of that Cake We Like

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

So when Obama took away Iran's nukes, he delayed the apocalypse and defied psycho-god. Thanks, Obama!

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

3 Yeah, I’m gonna spam every thread…

OT: The First Annual Far West Wonkette Commentariat Meeting

May 19th or 20th. Time and place TBD. Proudgrampa and wife made it to Maui safely. The meet and greet will happen once decompression is complete. Stay tuned for details.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

"I like fjords. I think they give a nice baroque feel to a continent."

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Queen Méabh's avatar

If it weren't for St. Paul, then technically every Christian would be a Jew.

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theblackdog's avatar

Reading the Wonkette editor postion on JFK, it reminds me that Carol Channing was the actual Beltway Sniper

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ahughes798's avatar

OT But it's a pet peeve of mine.....it's Jewelry, pronounced Jew-el ree. Not Jewlery.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

Regarding conspiracy theories, Horowitz seems to have conveniently forgotten that Drumpf was (and possibly still is) a full blown Birther. He's right that the JFK thing is just Donald being an asshole -- the reason half his voters support him -- but he was and is stupid enough to believe that Obama's birth certificate was part of a giant conspiracy. And that, of course, only bolsters his popularity among his Dunning-Kruger constituency.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Doesn't know and doesn't care.

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