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It's just a matter of time before they present their "Renumber the Amendments so that the Second is First and Might as Well Place It Before the Preamble While We're At It" bill in Congress.

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Are there any other things you can imagine, also made of rubber that might eventually hold ... "juice?"

You might have to step outside your period-persona.*

*meaning "Anne Boleyn," not "how the GOP describes women"

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Well, he's not talking to YOU, person-who-knows-things. Duh!

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I guess it would be akin to dividing by zero to want to see the creation of some brown-shirted Godwin's Youth enforcing his law...

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Your rights end where you impinge upon the forward momentum of my bullets.

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Look, they put the grate on sewer pipes for a reason, young man!

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AGHHH! I'VE BEEN EATED BY THE BAD TR* WORD THAT HAS TO DO WITH GUNS

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i heard this story too and had that exact thought. while i remembered the incident (GOD! the BUSH ADMINISTRATION!), i didn't remember the hero of the piece.

also a reminder that while i always think of cheney as the main villain, you can look at the secondary level of the administration and find all sorts of cockroaches (gonzalez, woo, libby) running around there as well.

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i have no idea who this person is, but in that picture he's giving trag or trip or fruit bat romney a run for the money.

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You CAN teach an old head new icks!

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Of course! You'd be violating the laws about Equal Protection.

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Worse- he WAS born in a foreign country- Austria!

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I WISH the government would seize my first-born. That would save me a lot of 20 dollarses.

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Twat sPeaks.

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It works again.

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Yeah, if I was drawing up the founding documents for a fragile, fledgling democracy I'd be sure to include a clause that said 'hey, if ya don't like it, feel free to shoot us all and start your own country'

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