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fuflans's avatar

i got no snark for this. to me (as an episcopalian in chicago who went to catholic high school b/c i was a pain in the ass) bernadin represented everything totally awesome about catholicism.

and dickheads - yeah santorum i'm looking at you - he's a fucking cardinal. you are a failed senator with no job and a freaky fetus fetish.

asswipes.

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The Quirk's avatar

He looks French.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Yeah. John Paul II was keen on having bolshies in College of Cardinals.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So, while the Pope wore little red shoes, Cardinal Joseph Bernardin read a little red book?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Probably not...even Mormons have standards.

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SullivanSt's avatar

So why did you <em>think</em> those guys in red dresses were poking you with cushions?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

How is babby formed?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, he just couldn't ever quite manage to match up to Hitler.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Could he have been molested as a child? Look at how he looked lustily at our own Riley. Granted, Riley is a grown man, but he's so darn cute that it would be easy for the Briebarts of the world to make a mistake.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

My ideas about the invisible man in the sky can beat up your ideas about the invisible man in the sky.

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schmannity's avatar

Neat dress

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schmannity's avatar

April 25, the day after he loses Pennsylvania.

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