We thought Giant Whining Baby/Serial Divorcer Newt Gingrich had his half-million-dollar Tiffany's credit line just because he always needs new engagement rings when he divorces his old, cancer-ridden wives for new, younger ladies he's been schtupping for several years. But no, it's actually
It all depends on what the whore had to do to get one. Callista's were really, ReALLY EXPENSIVE. Soul breakingly so. Why can't my prudish phone type 'whore'?
The parade of grifters selling crap to the teabaggers, and/or charging them for the privilege of being fed bullshit, just keeps getting longer and longer. Where the hell do they get the money?
It all depends on what the whore had to do to get one. Callista's were really, ReALLY EXPENSIVE. Soul breakingly so. Why can't my prudish phone type 'whore'?
5 Principles for a Successful <strike>Life</strike> Lie.
Fixed
The wheels don&#039;t grease themselves.
&quot;once one pops, one cannot stop&quot;. That explains Tripp, or Trike, or whatever.
The parade of grifters selling crap to the teabaggers, and/or charging them for the privilege of being fed bullshit, just keeps getting longer and longer. Where the hell do they get the money?
Nawww, Burns looks more human. That there&#039;s a Newtron Sex-Robot, w/ the plastiFace&trade; technology.
Public lands. Silver mining. That&#039;s two dots -- see if you can connect them.
Surely there&#039;s a society somewhere against cruelty to Sexbots.
Though finding out this is all over good old fashioned greed and corruption takes the ick of Newtsex out of it. Somewhat.
We need a silver stake ... I wonder if Tiffany&#039;s has one.
There&#039;s always Victoria&#039;s Secret/International Male.
If you somehow shit on your own shoes, you&#039;re gonna leave a trail.
Silver mining turned out to be a gold mine for Newtron.
Ratko Mladic and Newt Gingrich: &#039;90&#039;s pigs in the news.
Newt Gingrich You&rsquo;ll lose by a mile because you just lack style but hey
Paul Ryan Has you cryin&#039; Wherever he&rsquo;s goin&#039; They&#039;re going that way ...
True grifters Want to win in twenty twelve there&rsquo;s such a lot to delve But, see....
They&rsquo;re after the same rainbow&rsquo;s end waiting round the bend Palin is their friend. Newt Gingrich &mdash; OMG!!