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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It all depends on what the whore had to do to get one. Callista's were really, ReALLY EXPENSIVE. Soul breakingly so. Why can't my prudish phone type 'whore'?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

5 Principles for a Successful <strike>Life</strike> Lie.

Fixed

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PubOption's avatar

The wheels don't grease themselves.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"once one pops, one cannot stop". That explains Tripp, or Trike, or whatever.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The parade of grifters selling crap to the teabaggers, and/or charging them for the privilege of being fed bullshit, just keeps getting longer and longer. Where the hell do they get the money?

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The Quirk's avatar

Nawww, Burns looks more human. That there's a Newtron Sex-Robot, w/ the plastiFace™ technology.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Public lands. Silver mining. That's two dots -- see if you can connect them.

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The Quirk's avatar

Surely there's a society somewhere against cruelty to Sexbots.

Though finding out this is all over good old fashioned greed and corruption takes the ick of Newtsex out of it. Somewhat.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We need a silver stake ... I wonder if Tiffany's has one.

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The Quirk's avatar

There's always Victoria's Secret/International Male.

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The Quirk's avatar

If you somehow shit on your own shoes, you're gonna leave a trail.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Silver mining turned out to be a gold mine for Newtron.

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fuflans's avatar

Ratko Mladic and Newt Gingrich: '90's pigs in the news.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Newt Gingrich You’ll lose by a mile because you just lack style but hey

Paul Ryan Has you cryin' Wherever he’s goin' They're going that way ...

True grifters Want to win in twenty twelve there’s such a lot to delve But, see....

They’re after the same rainbow’s end waiting round the bend Palin is their friend. Newt Gingrich — OMG!!

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