Yeah, he could "Find Jesus" to ask for forgiveness over blowing the odd goat or 7, but working with Pres. Obama for the good of the people he allegedly represents is a bridge too far.
No fat guy can get elected President. But there is a tipping point of fatness, that has not yet been delineated, and until that point is realized, guys like Christie will continue to run.
Historians looking back in time at this election, will have to ask themselves; how fat was he, and history will be the great decider. In point of fact, he was so fat, when he walked he made the record player skip, at the radio station. Or perhaps they will point out that the alligator on his shirt was real. Or that he was born with a silver shovel in his mouth, (or perhaps it was a silver fish). How fat was he, they might ask? He was so fat, when I told him I wanted pigs in a blanket for breakfast, he jumped into bed. He was so fat, when he sat on a rainbow, Skittles shot out. He was so fat, they might say that smaller fat guys orbited around him. Or perhaps he was so fat, they were considering giving him his own zip code. And his mother? His mother was so fat, she was 36-24-36, and her other arm was even bigger. Or maybe he was so fat, he was so fat, he was... Oh, Jesus, I made myself sick.
These are questions that will have to be answered by those with the benefit of hindsight.
Not Jesusy enough, either.
I even think they'd forgive the goat-blowing before they'd forgive The Stink.
Given that Cinco de Mayo is a thing only in Vera Cruz, makes sense. But no one who runs a Mexican restaurant is going to be closed that day.
Yeah, he could "Find Jesus" to ask for forgiveness over blowing the odd goat or 7, but working with Pres. Obama for the good of the people he allegedly represents is a bridge too far.
Australia listened to Uncle Sam in Korea, Vietnam, Kuwait, Afghanistan and Iraq. As far as Uncle Sam is concerned,that's enough.
And their fucking snakes ruined on of the most beautiful islands on the planet - Guam. I feel about Aussies the way you do about Canadian Whiskey.
Yes, David rolled but protected Chris, so Chris is probably cool with David.
Now the buck has been passed to Bridget Kelly and Bill Baroni. And the USDA rolls on.
I think you misspelled "Bitch" at the end there...
9/16 (I think) is where the real party is!!!
I'm guessing they'll take the fall for the fat man, get a slap or two on the wrist, and he'll get away with it.
Now if he were black....
Well yeah...it commemorates the day Mexico bombed Pearl Harbor.
No fat guy can get elected President. But there is a tipping point of fatness, that has not yet been delineated, and until that point is realized, guys like Christie will continue to run.
Historians looking back in time at this election, will have to ask themselves; how fat was he, and history will be the great decider. In point of fact, he was so fat, when he walked he made the record player skip, at the radio station. Or perhaps they will point out that the alligator on his shirt was real. Or that he was born with a silver shovel in his mouth, (or perhaps it was a silver fish). How fat was he, they might ask? He was so fat, when I told him I wanted pigs in a blanket for breakfast, he jumped into bed. He was so fat, when he sat on a rainbow, Skittles shot out. He was so fat, they might say that smaller fat guys orbited around him. Or perhaps he was so fat, they were considering giving him his own zip code. And his mother? His mother was so fat, she was 36-24-36, and her other arm was even bigger. Or maybe he was so fat, he was so fat, he was... Oh, Jesus, I made myself sick.
These are questions that will have to be answered by those with the benefit of hindsight.
Please. It's 'research.'
Not until it stops being funny.
Chris Christie can't not be president fast enough for me.
Apologies for the pointless deaths and meaningless sacrifice. Every nation needs allies who don't go along with its worst ideas.