We bring you grievous news, brothers and sisters, via the goodly offices of Breitbart.com. They inform us that Steven Crowder, Fox News "comedian," has been unceremoniously canned by America's greatest news network, though they do not so much tell us "why," as report a bit on
"...the problem was that he was never that funny..." But Faux News hired him anyway (thinking he would learn to be funny on the job? That happens every day!)
Meanwhile, the one time in his life he tells the truth and mocks Sheer InSannity he gets canned.
OT: "From Around The Web" has a photo of a young man with the caption "Intern dies after working at Bank of America for 72 hours straight."
Perhaps he could have lived he'd worked gay.
Jimmy Stewart
Favorite bit: Fox is <i>outraged</i> that after they fired him, he showed such disloyalty.
What is wrong with employees nowadays?
&quot;...the problem was that he was never that funny...&quot; But Faux News hired him anyway (thinking he would learn to be funny on the job? That happens every day!)
Meanwhile, the one time in his life he tells the truth and mocks Sheer InSannity he gets canned.
You say it&#039;s Bay-nor, I say it&#039;s Bo-ner You say it&#039;s Scrowder I say it&#039;s Scro-ter
It&#039;s Boehner, It&#039;s Boner, It&#039;s Scrowder, It&#039;s Scroter
Let&#039;s call the whole thing off
Because that would make clam Crowder?
Yep - just moron. The only Oxy Moron is Boss &quot;I wasn&#039;t wrong; I was misinformed&quot; BlunderRush.
OT: &quot;From Around The Web&quot; has a photo of a young man with the caption &quot;Intern dies after working at Bank of America for 72 hours straight.&quot;
Perhaps he could have lived he&#039;d worked gay.
Over both of our heads, in case his should slip.
Unfortunately for Crowder both he and his Fox News base suffer from chronic HDS.
Humor Deficiency Syndrome.
I think he stopped being funny when he quit doing drugs or is it when I stopped doing drugs?
You have to funny to be a comedian? Who knew?
Don&rsquo;t touch the Hannity.
Or some organ you didn&#039;t even know you had.
&quot;The most powerful orgasm can be obtained when the subject&#039;s scrowders are alternately palpated and placed in ice.&quot;