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malsperanza's avatar

Favorite bit: Fox is <i>outraged</i> that after they fired him, he showed such disloyalty.

What is wrong with employees nowadays?

TundraGrifter's avatar

"...the problem was that he was never that funny..." But Faux News hired him anyway (thinking he would learn to be funny on the job? That happens every day!)

Meanwhile, the one time in his life he tells the truth and mocks Sheer InSannity he gets canned.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You say it's Bay-nor, I say it's Bo-ner You say it's Scrowder I say it's Scro-ter

It's Boehner, It's Boner, It's Scrowder, It's Scroter

Let's call the whole thing off

TundraGrifter's avatar

Because that would make clam Crowder?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Yep - just moron. The only Oxy Moron is Boss "I wasn't wrong; I was misinformed" BlunderRush.

TundraGrifter's avatar

OT: "From Around The Web" has a photo of a young man with the caption "Intern dies after working at Bank of America for 72 hours straight."

Perhaps he could have lived he'd worked gay.

Jared James's avatar

Over both of our heads, in case his should slip.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Unfortunately for Crowder both he and his Fox News base suffer from chronic HDS.

Humor Deficiency Syndrome.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think he stopped being funny when he quit doing drugs or is it when I stopped doing drugs?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You have to funny to be a comedian? Who knew?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Don’t touch the Hannity.

Lot_49's avatar

Or some organ you didn't even know you had.

"The most powerful orgasm can be obtained when the subject's scrowders are alternately palpated and placed in ice."