Bristol Palin is setting the record straight about 'putting a ring on it' vs 'trial marriage' (getting dick). Despite her past struggles of tagging hockey players, having a child out of wedlock and pretending to be a Christian, Bristol is super totally not "doing it" with the hot dude your Wonkette said
<i>These so-called &ldquo;trial marriages&rdquo; hurt men, women, and children. So, all of you girls who&rsquo;ve said yes to sex in the wrong context know this: you don&rsquo;t have to say yes to living with someone in the wrong context too. </i>
bristol honey i&#039;ve been shacking up since 1999 and there&#039;s been no cheating, relatively few tears, no unwanted pregnancies, no tabloids, no meth loving in-laws. plus we&#039;ve watched all our forever jesus married friends&#039; marriages fall apart one by one.
but then again we are dirty dirty actors so living in sin comes pretty naturally.
Don&#039;t order succotash if you only want beans.
Track Palin was born to Sarah and Todd eight months after their elopement. Track&#039;s son was born two months after his marriage.
That first baby can come any time but that second one ALWAYS TAKES NINE MONTHS!
also, i still want to know what happened to that nightmarish mcmansion hellhole she bought in AZ?
Jesus sounds more like a baseball player.
she may not be shagging anyone, but she still looks pregnant.
So she used to put out but now she wants contractual obligations for it.
<i>These so-called &ldquo;trial marriages&rdquo; hurt men, women, and children. So, all of you girls who&rsquo;ve said yes to sex in the wrong context know this: you don&rsquo;t have to say yes to living with someone in the wrong context too. </i>
bristol honey i&#039;ve been shacking up since 1999 and there&#039;s been no cheating, relatively few tears, no unwanted pregnancies, no tabloids, no meth loving in-laws. plus we&#039;ve watched all our forever jesus married friends&#039; marriages fall apart one by one.
but then again we are dirty dirty actors so living in sin comes pretty naturally.
And if your brother dies you must knock up your sister-in-law.