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Lefty Mark's avatar

Does his name rhyme with "Posh Bugger?"

Querolous's avatar

Same here. I can see another 14 months of using this every day!

LegionOfDo's avatar

I understand where she's coming from. Her mom can't successfully do even one thing at a time, so with that as her standard it's easy to see how she can get so confused all the time.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Brisket needs to study orthodontia. She can start by wiring her jaws shut.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife.So from my personal point of view,Get an ugly girl to marry you...

OneDemin EOr's avatar

And see what keeps happening when you aren't.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

If only she would.Her habit of giving it away puts the pros out of business.

Alex Grey's avatar

Try not to get it pregnant Brissy...

YayConspiracy's avatar

President Obama is 'egging on' racism in the same way your abstinence has prevented your pregnancies.

blaid droog's avatar

It would be great if the palins even knew about the wonkette and actually read it. The hate mail would be fabulous..

blaid droog's avatar

Really? That could be any street in any red state.

blaid droog's avatar

Well,at least he looks fuck worthy

NMP's avatar

It would be great if the Palins knew how to read.

blaid droog's avatar

Give the poor slut a break. I'm sure Larry Flynt would give her a chance.