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Does his name rhyme with "Posh Bugger?"

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Same here. I can see another 14 months of using this every day!

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Fixed it.

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I understand where she's coming from. Her mom can't successfully do even one thing at a time, so with that as her standard it's easy to see how she can get so confused all the time.

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Brisket needs to study orthodontia. She can start by wiring her jaws shut.

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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife.So from my personal point of view,Get an ugly girl to marry you...

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And see what keeps happening when you aren't.

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If only she would.Her habit of giving it away puts the pros out of business.

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Try not to get it pregnant Brissy...

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President Obama is 'egging on' racism in the same way your abstinence has prevented your pregnancies.

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It would be great if the palins even knew about the wonkette and actually read it. The hate mail would be fabulous..

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Really? That could be any street in any red state.

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Well,at least he looks fuck worthy

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It would be great if the Palins knew how to read.

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Give the poor slut a break. I'm sure Larry Flynt would give her a chance.

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