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Jeez, I hope this doesn't give Bristol a great idea about what to do for Tripp's science experiment.

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How do you get more messed up than a twice pregnant single mother advocating for penis abstinence and gun flagrance?

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So great to hear from little Miss Conception again.

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Wasn't Barstools Older military trained brother Track running around with a semi-auto assault rifle threatening his girlfriend just a few weeks ago? She acts like no one remembers that small fact.

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Bristol Palin is disingenuous along with being an idiot. Grass green, sky blue, water wet.

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We have a WINNER!!!!

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...why did they keep their guns in your bedroom?

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"The man and his girlfriend were at a residence in the 46000 block of BakerLoop Road taking photos of themselves with the gun..."

Now, see, that would be your problem right there. You don't take pictures of yourself with a gun. That'd be what a camera's for.

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A Bible pedant notes: the Bibble doesn't say Mary of Magdala was a prostitute, that's non-canon fan-wank.

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My brother in law tells me that people can keep a gun in the open if the kids are taught not to touch it. And his didn't. But numbers don't lie.

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I would start teaching if that were the case.

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More people are killed in US America by toddlers that get their hands on guns, then by terrorists... (This is statistically supported, I am just too lazy to look it up right now.)

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Yup. That's what the numbers say.

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A. I wouldn't let my toddler have a play date at a home that had gunsB. I believe anyone who would leave a gun within easy reach of a child should be prosecuted for child abuse, at the very least.C. That Bristol Palin is still fondling herself with her handgun this soon after her brother nearly went on a killing spree with a gun tells you all you need to know about this dysfunctional family. D. Oh fuck it, I give up....

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You made me crack up. ("Stop fucking her!") Hilarious. Well done.

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It's almost as bad as Ted Cruz's tonsil stone.

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