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Nice chaps, but kinda ass-less.

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Mission Accomplished!

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I registered as a hobosexual. I got a can of beans and a pair of chaps.

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she is just enormous.

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all the classiest things happen around the palins.

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How it happened in Bristol's mind: <a href="http://cli.ps/V7NG" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://cli.ps/V7NG">http://cli.ps/V7NG</a>

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If you are referring to my avatar, I always thought I had Nazi eyes.

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I'm not a homosexual but I hate her mother as well!

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Also, If my profile said "Miami Democrat Anglo straight male," I could no longer say more numerous than manatees.

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This will end up as a Fox News talking point about how vile liberals/homosexuals are, I just know it.

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Is her show "Drinking With The Stars"?

I used to joke that Bristol became an orphan when her parents died in an ego explosion, but the McGuiness book says that is pretty much literally true.

How will Sarah Palin™ will blame this on Obama? "The President is woefully silent on this kind of bar room bullying." "The Obama depression is causing people to lose their manners and their money." "This is why we need the death penalty [cheers] so we can ban homosexuals [cheers] from taking away the liberties [cheers] Paul Revere warned us about [confused mumbling, then cheers]."

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In Alaska they call mechanical bulls Texas dildos.

See 1:24 for the climax.

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When it comes to the bull, you can bend the rules

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We should strap his ass to the bull and run it on high until he apologizes.

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Many years ago (this was back in college) we were in San Francisco when a somewhat drunk fellow began to harass a gay man. I think it was over a parking space.

Anyway, the gay guy finally got fed up and said "There's only one thing I like more than sucking cock - and that's kicking ass."

He proceeded to wipe the sidewalk with the face of the inebriant.

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Honey Badger doesn't give a shit...

<i>wasted badger</i> doesn't understand shit

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