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T's a new one to me. WTH is the point of a model you need a magnifying glass to see? :P

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Elaine Benes libel!!

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Bertha is taking care of that. Slowly. Verry slooowly.

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When Bristol gets mad does she stomp her feet?https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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T gauge started in Japan. Space for anything is at a premium there.

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Slightly OT, but Immoral Minority is reporting that Sarah got herself a week long gig guest hosting on some conservative cable network connected with the AWE network. Someone better alert Fartknocker.

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Yeah, MR did an article on that WAY back in the early 60s. That was the first time I realised that not everybody lives in 2000 square feet on a 50-foot lot.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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And this latest one makes three, right?

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I doubt Bristol even knows what's on her blog half the time unless it's her cross eyed Instagram pictures. Her Grizzled Mama pays Nancy French to write those blogs posts and then Scarah links back to them from her Facebook screeds.

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"Sometimes risking the health of the mother, they also change how they do abortions so they can harvest the organs...."

Risking the life of the mother? Who the hell cares about the life of the mother? Certainly not "pro-life" Mike Huckabee:

"... a 10-year-old girl being raped is horrible - but does it solve a problem by taking the life of an innocent child? And that's really the issue."

And if mom dies? God wills it!

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BabbyPartMartGate! It's the new BENGHAAAAAAZI!

Did we really need another handy-dandy barometer of rampant dipshittery?

That market is smelling seriously supersaturated right now.

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Yes, precisely that.

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My university required every student to take and pass ENG 101 - English Composition (usually done in their freshman year) before being cleared for matriculation and being rewarded with an undergraduate degree. I resisted for three years because I had never had any trouble writing term papers, lab reports and essay answers in exams. In my senior year following several urgent reminders from my department, the English Department and the Dean's Office I elected to take the rarely-chosen option of attempting to pass a challenge exam in lieu of the course. The English prof who had been pestering me about the course also administered the exam and she was very skeptical that I would pass. ("Hardly anyone ever does," she said.) I insisted though and after much tsk-tsking and eye-rolling she signed me up for it. Writing the two required essays at the 3-hour exam a month later was quite straightforward and I handed in my answer book after 35 minutes. Then it was my turn to be a pest. After several visits to the English Department I succeeded in catching the prof in her office. My exam result: "Passed."

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Parents calling college faculty on behalf of their adult children to complain about *excessive academic rigor* [wtf? why is that the school's problem?] in their kids' chosen course of study -- What is this fun-house world am I living in, and can I please go back now to the real one?

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I have a friend who can beat this. She was conducting interviews for an entry level college position for a large defense contractor. Dude showed up for his interview with his MOM!!!!! who got totally pissed that she had to wait outside.

He didn't get the job.

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