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When it comes to grifting, young Bristol obviously learned from the best, lipsticked-grizzly-mama Sarah the Snowbilly Grifter and she learned her lessons well.

Also, too, IRS, when you get done counting all the dollars you took from me, would you pretty please, take a look at Bristol?

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So the needful things ads on this page are for colostomy bags. I have nothing more to say.

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Hey, abstinence is good propaganda for the rubes but a girls got needs.

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But, also too, it really is amazing the lack of shame with the hypocrisy and all.

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LOL! We heard lots of moonshine stories while traveling through the south. Never got to experience moonshine for ourselves though. And isn't it typical for down there that your discovery was with the sheriff's brother. =) Thanks for sharing.

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Or they'll find another way to get the $$$$ they love by setting up their own stills.

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Of course, the Clintons actually accomplished things before earning real money.

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Thank you! Lynchburg was the name of the town I couldn't remember. It was driving me crazy. I prefer vodka too. Never could acquire a taste for bourbon.

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It's eerie—I shared a Fartknocker Report on the FaceSpace and more than one person jumped in to say they considered her to be more competent (their words!) than the Current Occupant. Everyone else posited that their Contract with Teabaggery requires them to say that, but still.

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NBC was a real job that she actually showed up for.

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Yep Barstools got needs alright, For a good STD clinic lol

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What does that have to do with Bristol shacking up with a boyfriend again after she swore to the media that she was not going to be _ucking before marriage?

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I have my doubts about the date of this picture (posted 2 weeks ago). Her sister Willow (wbf_) is on a Cabo vacation now, skinnier and with blonde highlights: https://instagram.com/p/1cM...

As a matter of fact, here's what a lightened closeup of Ms. Abstinence herself looked like above. http://tinyurl.com/pj8z5kf

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I always think about you che. E-mail me!

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We get it, Keith. You hate the Clintons...

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These are the people who called Dan Quayle a great war hero and John Kerry a traitor and coward.

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