Bristol Palin, five months pregnant, and destroying America Unhyphenated fuckhole Gov. Bobby Jindal ranted on his blog Tuesday about who is really at fault for America's epidemic of mass shootings. We were so inspired by his profile in courage and leadership that we decided to consider whom else we might blame among the makers of dirty smut TV, single mothers, and absent fathers who contribute to the "cultural rot" of America. And, wouldn't you know it, after careful study of Jindal's checklist, we realized America's favorite born-again-and-again-and-again virgin Bristol Palin clearly, indisputably, undeniably bears some responsibility. Let us yell at her, for doing this to America.
Also, she was great in Repo! The Genetic Opera. Admittedly, playing the spoilt, slutty, addicted daughter of a rich man wasn't a real stretch for her acting chops.
At first blush, Jindal appears to be a RWEJ (a Right Wing Emerson Job) but Ralph Waldo was carefully precise:
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
Emphasis on foolish.
Foolish consistency is the only kind that Jindal has mastered. He is certainly a little statesman and, in his capacity as amateur gonzo-exorcist, a little philosopher and teensy-weensy divine as well. Other than the foolish stuff, he has no consistency at all and he's pretty rusty on the notion of causation as well.
... young men who have either no father figure in their lives, or a broken relationship with their father. Is this just a coincidence?But enough about how Barrack Obama became President before Bobby "Pins" Jindal
Might it have something to do with his locale? Failed state, butt of jokes, corrupted electoral system, broken schools system, reliance on government handouts from more successful states ...
What's horrible is me realizing I'm surface-agreeing with a bunch of what Jindal is saying. I feel dirty now . . .
I hear you, but you're fighting an uphill battle won years ago by Rupert Murdoch and his ilk. Take a deep breath and have some of this Kool-Aid.
Piyush is NOT going to be happy with you...
Also, she was great in Repo! The Genetic Opera. Admittedly, playing the spoilt, slutty, addicted daughter of a rich man wasn't a real stretch for her acting chops.
... either way, Mong(o)(loid) is getting perilously close to Jack Stuef territory.
/insert Devo song here
"Talk about Mudflaps, my girl's got 'em." - Spinal Tap
And don't forget Molsen and Molsen Light!
Please, please. Let's get those names right for a change! The Palin offspring are Crack, Pistol, Pooper, Brillo and Trog.
It’s almost always young men who have either no father figure in their lives, or a broken relationship with their father. Is this just a coincidence?
He's right, American fathers are pretty terrible. Wait, that's not whom he meant to blame?
We've whittled it down to fifteen seconds of fame.
Not Lux, Tron, Trundle, Wharf and Plectrum?
At first blush, Jindal appears to be a RWEJ (a Right Wing Emerson Job) but Ralph Waldo was carefully precise:
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
Emphasis on foolish.
Foolish consistency is the only kind that Jindal has mastered. He is certainly a little statesman and, in his capacity as amateur gonzo-exorcist, a little philosopher and teensy-weensy divine as well. Other than the foolish stuff, he has no consistency at all and he's pretty rusty on the notion of causation as well.
... young men who have either no father figure in their lives, or a broken relationship with their father. Is this just a coincidence?But enough about how Barrack Obama became President before Bobby "Pins" Jindal
Might it have something to do with his locale? Failed state, butt of jokes, corrupted electoral system, broken schools system, reliance on government handouts from more successful states ...
Excellent post - did read
Candygram?