Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like the exciting news that 20-year-old Bristol Palin -- known for getting pregnant as a teenager and not knowing how to dance at all -- has bought a house! Hooray, Bristol! Times are tough for everyone, but somehow she scraped up $172,000 from under Sarah's burrito wrappers on the couch and now Bristol is the proud (?) owner of some utterly random foreclosed tract house in some abandoned Arizona exurb. We cannot even begin to make sense of this.
Appetizer, dinner, dessert....all under control. Me and my friend Grey Goose got this one covered. I&#039;m logging off now so I can roast up something delicious for my five or six homo friends to enjoy at Christmas dinner. Oh wait, that&#039;s Christ&#039;s <i> Mass</i> dinner. Suck it, protestants.
Arizona used to attract high tech companies in the 70&#039;s and 80&#039;s like Intel and Motorola but when George Lucas in the 1990&#039;s went to ASU and offered to build a 100 million dollar film school they declined, it would of taken up space used for their football stadium, FOOTBALL!
I would not be surprised after a few thousand years if Arizona does not produce a new species of human without hearts or brains.
Don&#039;t even think of walking or biking anywhere. The only sidewalk in that whole town is the one directly in front of the strip mall&#039;s storefronts.
Well if it is anything like Christine O&#039; Donnell&#039;s merkin they got their jobs cut out for them. Thinking about it, it would be nice to have a relaxing pubic puck and shave with that polka music playing, hmm. Hurries off to get razor and iPod.
Flagstaff and Tucson are alright, its just the entire middle of the state is populated by people who moved there from other red states. It is like a 24/7 wingnut convention that never ends.
If a secret Nazi hanger opened in the middle of Phoenix and a Zeppelin slowly rose from its subterranean lair, I&#039;m certain Brewer, Kyl, Arpaio and Goldwater&#039;s corpse would be waving from the gondola with McCain piloting the airship on a slow circle over the city while blaring the Nazi National Anthem from loudspeakers, if this happened, would anyone <i>really</i> be surprised? <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ckrk1iqYdfM" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckrk1iqYdfM">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
I&#039;m an urbanite Portlander on the west coast and it sounds like hell to me too, but seriously how long would Bristol Palin last amongst people like us? When I was her age I was almost done with college, working for 60k a year and looking for a condo to buy with my own money, if she didn&#039;t have mommy&#039;s checks covering her ass she would be stripping or trying to get into a nursing program at a community college. Barring that she would of gotten pregnant and collected welfare or ended up in prison slinging meth.
Notice she bought the damn thing in December. She&#039;s in for a shock when July rolls around.
Nope. Just the ones that get preggers from whoring around, then go around the fucking country preaching abstinence lol.
If you&#039;re feeling crowded out by all those snooty intellectuals in Oklahoma, Arizona has a home for you.
All theories about Bristol Palin&#039;s plans seem to suffer from the samed flaw in reasoning: that Bristol Palin is capable of planning anything.
Sorry toots. People from Alaska live on nothing BUT government handouts.
Yes, in some cases it does. But you have to shed every last ounce of dignity you now possess in order to play.
Detroit would have been cheaper but it&#039;s very, very urban.
Appetizer, dinner, dessert....all under control. Me and my friend Grey Goose got this one covered. I&#039;m logging off now so I can roast up something delicious for my five or six homo friends to enjoy at Christmas dinner. Oh wait, that&#039;s Christ&#039;s <i> Mass</i> dinner. Suck it, protestants.
Merry Christ&#039;s Mass, heathen wonkette buddies!
Arizona used to attract high tech companies in the 70&#039;s and 80&#039;s like Intel and Motorola but when George Lucas in the 1990&#039;s went to ASU and offered to build a 100 million dollar film school they declined, it would of taken up space used for their football stadium, FOOTBALL!
I would not be surprised after a few thousand years if Arizona does not produce a new species of human without hearts or brains.
Don&#039;t even think of walking or biking anywhere. The only sidewalk in that whole town is the one directly in front of the strip mall&#039;s storefronts.
Well if it is anything like Christine O&#039; Donnell&#039;s merkin they got their jobs cut out for them. Thinking about it, it would be nice to have a relaxing pubic puck and shave with that polka music playing, hmm. Hurries off to get razor and iPod.
Flagstaff and Tucson are alright, its just the entire middle of the state is populated by people who moved there from other red states. It is like a 24/7 wingnut convention that never ends.
If a secret Nazi hanger opened in the middle of Phoenix and a Zeppelin slowly rose from its subterranean lair, I&#039;m certain Brewer, Kyl, Arpaio and Goldwater&#039;s corpse would be waving from the gondola with McCain piloting the airship on a slow circle over the city while blaring the Nazi National Anthem from loudspeakers, if this happened, would anyone <i>really</i> be surprised? <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ckrk1iqYdfM" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckrk1iqYdfM">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
I&#039;m an urbanite Portlander on the west coast and it sounds like hell to me too, but seriously how long would Bristol Palin last amongst people like us? When I was her age I was almost done with college, working for 60k a year and looking for a condo to buy with my own money, if she didn&#039;t have mommy&#039;s checks covering her ass she would be stripping or trying to get into a nursing program at a community college. Barring that she would of gotten pregnant and collected welfare or ended up in prison slinging meth.
I like it, death to the old and young. Us middle aged bastards will have it all to ourselves.
A curio cabinet, what a wonderful idea!