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SullivanSt's avatar

You can't make us... but we'll try our damned hardest to make <em>you</em> give up all rights over your body to a microscopic ball of undifferentiated cells.

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SullivanSt's avatar

My sincerely held beliefs trump your objective reality anyway, it has been ruled.

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SullivanSt's avatar

With a baby on each hip, how will she be making a sammich?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Half a toothpick is perfect for the spear in the side.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>"You can't make us."</i>

Don't know how to break this to you, sweety, but none of us <i>want</i> to make you. If only out of fear of ending up having to pay child support to a kid named 'Infield' or 'Carbine' or something like that.

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SpideySenser's avatar

They are so clueless! My SIL is a born again Evangelist crazy home schooling lunatic who wants to save me (long story, how much time ya got?) yet she refers to da blahs as da "n" word. Very Xtian of her, amirite?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"If I had a Glock, I could go up to the pilot and threaten to squeeze the TRr*&&ER if they didn't hurry up and land this plane!"

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fuflans's avatar

you know christians, you're not the only ones who know how to have babies. might want to ponder that next time you get your panties in a wad about a mosque under construction in your neighborhood.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They hate the free speech part of the First Amendment?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>‘a selfie with the store logo in the background,’</em>

Sure thing. I'll even include the Bronx Salute, no charge

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SpideySenser's avatar

When I first read the headline, I (seriously!) thought it said "I never thought I'd be sarcastic" - well yah! The irony is so lost on this one ...

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SpideySenser's avatar

Prob home schooled ... keep the real world facts away - away I tell you!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>"You can't make us."</i>

Never before has a product so widely needed faced so much opposition from the people who need it most.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This article is exhibit 48472B that liebruls hate all teh babbies, even if every piece of sociological evidence shows people having kids they don't have the resources to handle creates all kinds of additional social problems as the children get older...MOAR BABBIES BABBIES BABBIES!!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Nothing says <i>reduce teen pregnancy</i> like squelching access to birth control.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

One way or another Hobby Lobby is paying her for this. Perhaps it is a donation to the SarahPAC?

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