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You can't make us... but we'll try our damned hardest to make <em>you</em> give up all rights over your body to a microscopic ball of undifferentiated cells.

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My sincerely held beliefs trump your objective reality anyway, it has been ruled.

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With a baby on each hip, how will she be making a sammich?

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Half a toothpick is perfect for the spear in the side.

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<i>"You can't make us."</i>

Don't know how to break this to you, sweety, but none of us <i>want</i> to make you. If only out of fear of ending up having to pay child support to a kid named 'Infield' or 'Carbine' or something like that.

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They are so clueless! My SIL is a born again Evangelist crazy home schooling lunatic who wants to save me (long story, how much time ya got?) yet she refers to da blahs as da "n" word. Very Xtian of her, amirite?

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"If I had a Glock, I could go up to the pilot and threaten to squeeze the TRr*&&ER if they didn't hurry up and land this plane!"

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you know christians, you're not the only ones who know how to have babies. might want to ponder that next time you get your panties in a wad about a mosque under construction in your neighborhood.

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They hate the free speech part of the First Amendment?

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<em>‘a selfie with the store logo in the background,’</em>

Sure thing. I'll even include the Bronx Salute, no charge

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When I first read the headline, I (seriously!) thought it said "I never thought I'd be sarcastic" - well yah! The irony is so lost on this one ...

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Prob home schooled ... keep the real world facts away - away I tell you!

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<i>"You can't make us."</i>

Never before has a product so widely needed faced so much opposition from the people who need it most.

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This article is exhibit 48472B that liebruls hate all teh babbies, even if every piece of sociological evidence shows people having kids they don't have the resources to handle creates all kinds of additional social problems as the children get older...MOAR BABBIES BABBIES BABBIES!!!

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Nothing says <i>reduce teen pregnancy</i> like squelching access to birth control.

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One way or another Hobby Lobby is paying her for this. Perhaps it is a donation to the SarahPAC?

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