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bobbert's avatar

Actually, with the falsehoods and posturing, I'd say she's working on becoming an evil person, and I'd go farther and say that it looks like she's doing it on purpose because she's seen that it pays well (Hi, Mom!).

She has the option of just shutting up, living her life, and raising her kid, and if she did that I would have nothing to say about her. But she has chosen to take her shot at being mini-Sarah, and frankly, that annoys the fuck out of me. She's a D-lister by accident of birth, but if she insists on acting like a D-lister, she pretty well deserves all the scorn she draws.

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malsperanza's avatar

Proverbs 2:16; 5:4-5, 6, 12-14: Deliver thee from the strange woman. For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil, but her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell, her ways are moveable, and say, How have I hated instruction, and my heart despised reproof; and have not obeyed the voice of my teachers, nor inclined mine ear to them that instructed me! I was almost in all evil in the midst of the congregation and assembly.

Etc.

Amazing what great guidance you can get from the Bible with just a little bit of selective citation.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

That girl lives in a candy glass house.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Making us laugh <i>is</i> what she's good at.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Isn't it about time for Gristle to get knocked up again?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I had Bristol pegged for a Song of Solomon 4:5 type of gal.

You betcha!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Who among us hasn't?

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bobbert's avatar

This is why God gave us ghostreaders.

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Lot_49's avatar

Sounds like a bad case of volcano-head contracted by eating Blisteritos.

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Lot_49's avatar

Hard to get a good spiral on one after the first trimester.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Bristol Palin is a young woman who advocates positions in her blog that we do not agree with. She has not done evil things and merely saying things that reflect a political stance very different from ours or being the daughter of SP do not by themselves make her an intrinsically evil person. So let's put the knives away, mmmkay? What she wrote is, of course, fair game for full-bore snark.

I have never said this kind of thing in a comment before and I don't intend to make a habit of it. Just one of those things. This is my concern troll post. I will go back to posting bad puns now.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Words fail.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm certain Britol has studied this issue carefully and deliberated all aspects of the controversy (legal, moral, and spiritual) before sharing her well informed opinion with the internet.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hey Bristol. Here's another Bible verse for ya:<blockquote>Whoredom and wine and new wine take away the heart.</blockquote>

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Cunt in training

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