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As long as she, Bristol and all the other assholes have an audience. We're going to be subjected to this crap every time they open their mouths.

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... no need for the car, it's a short walk at best.

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//Before somebody gets the idea that you are as dumb as your mom, please STFU//

See that dot way out on the horizon? That`s that ship, saying "fuck it, too late."

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And I'm sure they'll rag on him for that, too.

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Yeah, i was thinking of Trig, but i would've thought her DWTS fat was just, well, fat (I think she was actually TRYING to fit into the gorilla suit - she's not real bright, like her momma).

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Mt. Rushmore is made of white rock, libtard.

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Yeah, pissing away our monies!!1! And exceptionalismism!!q

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Yeah, but the point is we can do that without the c-word or the w-word (unless preceded by "attention").

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Large corks.

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Rampant "government waste and fraud" is the Bigfoot of Republican mythology.

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Just for the sake of, "My gawd, is there nothing that woman isn't stupid about?", the 1100 hours apparently came from some 230 rounds of golf. President Eisenhower played 800 rounds of golf during his 8-year term.

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Technically we're not beating up on Barstool, but on the ghost writer who uses her face as a shield for her mother's political operation.

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Sponsored by Pappy O'Daniel Flour

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Bristol, I hope your pregnancy is going well. Before somebody gets the idea that you are as dumb as your mom, please STFU.

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They're mass communicatin'!

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No, his "name was associated with an AM account". Totally different. (right)

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