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That does seem to be the real contest: progress, vs. the right-wing retards who are using every imaginable tactic to hold it back. The scariest tactic is the indoctrination of young people in the fantasy world of Xtard "universities".

TundraGrifter's avatar

Just wait until Nancy French learns there's a copy of the Koran in the "Religion" section!

Of course, this being Tennessee, it's been burnt a bit crisp around the edges.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or perhaps they need to read the book?

TundraGrifter's avatar

In Soviet Union, orgasm has the woman!

TundraGrifter's avatar

The photo of the attractive young woman on the cover of the oral sex book appears to have been taken from, well, behind.

Perhaps I'm failing to keep up here, but shouldn't that picture have been from the front? Wouldn't that be a much easier stance - at least for starters?

Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>Thankfully, no damage had been done.</blockquote>

Keep telling yourself that, Mom.

Sexy sex sex <i>sex</i> SEXXXXX sex sexy sex! Sex sex sexy sex!

chascates's avatar

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." --H.L. Mencken

fuflans's avatar

too much book larnin.

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so which section is bristol's book in?

fuflans's avatar

i like how the kids section is just slightly over the right shoulder of sex...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"... next to the nice Civil War section..."</i>

First, I wonder what she meant by "nice". "a section about the nice Civil War" or "a nice section about the Civil War". Probably about the nice war, except how it ended. (It is Tennessee, you know.)

But she's right. I've been told many times by many women that sex is worse than war. Now I understand what they meant. (whew!)

Cheer up lady. In a few years that book store will be gone. Your kids will get all their books from the internet, where there are no pornographic images whatsoever.