Yeah, this Palin embargo thing is not going to work out. Mercede Johnston is having some sort of Facebook fight with Bristol Palin. But more importantly, Mercede reveals Bristol's secret Facebook account, which is under the brilliant porn name "Bristol Sheeran." What can we see there? That kid of hers on the shoulders of some bro named "Gino." And we Googled that (kill us!) to find out this:
At least Bristol has the good sense to grab the first pipe layer / real estate dabbler that comes along. That Clinton girl waited til she was practically an old maid before she got that investment banker. And because he's a Jew, Hillary will never be able to show her face in church again.
Both Bristol and Mercede would make fine recruits for our Middle Eastern adventures. Our maybe just lighthouse keepers. With no access to social media.
Haha I'm giving Chelsea shit for waiting until she finished her education to get married and then marrying well? Is that what you thought?
Oh, and learn to punctuate.
Regards, Roscoe
Fuck that, I say we build a rocket and go to Mars, start the whole damn human experiment over.
To keep up with the strange I've been smoking nutmeg.
There is always the chance he is an autistic savant or something.
Liberals don't worship rich people, only idiots do that.
At least Bristol has the good sense to grab the first pipe layer / real estate dabbler that comes along. That Clinton girl waited til she was practically an old maid before she got that investment banker. And because he's a Jew, Hillary will never be able to show her face in church again.
Both Bristol and Mercede would make fine recruits for our Middle Eastern adventures. Our maybe just lighthouse keepers. With no access to social media.
The Palin siblings' full names according to Wikipedia:
Track Charles James Bristol Sheeran Marie Willow Bianca Faye Piper Indy Grace Trig Paxson Van
Child abuse, pure and simple.
Or: "Babbles while pipe laying."
Freunt, you can treat the symptoms but you can't ever cure the disease.
So, yes.
Sara Palin is blog herpes.
Me also.
The Palins: Worse than heroin, nicotine, caffeine and french fries combined.
"Dabbles in real estate" - that phrase is a real bad sign.
Real estate is a tough enough business for professionals who work it full time (and then some!). It is remarkably cruel to dabblers.
Bristol Palin. What a total canard.