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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Haha I'm giving Chelsea shit for waiting until she finished her education to get married and then marrying well? Is that what you thought?

Oh, and learn to punctuate.

Regards, Roscoe

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Fuck that, I say we build a rocket and go to Mars, start the whole damn human experiment over.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

To keep up with the strange I've been smoking nutmeg.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

There is always the chance he is an autistic savant or something.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Liberals don't worship rich people, only idiots do that.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

At least Bristol has the good sense to grab the first pipe layer / real estate dabbler that comes along. That Clinton girl waited til she was practically an old maid before she got that investment banker. And because he's a Jew, Hillary will never be able to show her face in church again.

chascates's avatar

Both Bristol and Mercede would make fine recruits for our Middle Eastern adventures. Our maybe just lighthouse keepers. With no access to social media.

chascates's avatar

The Palin siblings' full names according to Wikipedia:

Track Charles James Bristol Sheeran Marie Willow Bianca Faye Piper Indy Grace Trig Paxson Van

Child abuse, pure and simple.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or: "Babbles while pipe laying."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Freunt, you can treat the symptoms but you can't ever cure the disease.

So, yes.

Sara Palin is blog herpes.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Palins: Worse than heroin, nicotine, caffeine and french fries combined.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Dabbles in real estate" - that phrase is a real bad sign.

Real estate is a tough enough business for professionals who work it full time (and then some!). It is remarkably cruel to dabblers.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Bristol Palin. What a total canard.