Look at his T-shirt! The Monster Drink crazy lady was right!!!! But this really is a disappointment. We were all so looking forward to the drunken brawl at the reception. Would'a made the Waco melee look like afternoon tea.
maybe that baby will pick up the gat on the table soon, go all 2nd amendment on those grifters, and show mammy grizzly what's up with gettin grizzly - NRA for toddlers yo - they don't need no mother humpin moose
Ah, I see now, your point was all the things you didn't mention in your original comment, and definitely not about the thing you said. Makes perfect sense now.
Brisket overheard the "other woman" squeal like a pig during phone sex with the war hero and realizing that she could never reach that level of virtuosity went back to Methsilla head hanging in shame.
The reality TV show deal is on hold and until the details are worked out and the a satisfactory amount of money is flowing into Palin-land HQ, no marriage for you!
Medal of honor with a chunky nut cluster. Bristol realised his earning potential wasnt as good as mammas. Plus while she likes a good spanky she dont really like gettin the sht knocked outa her....
I'm sorry if your intent was to shame a hypocrite. A lot of other comments also crept up to the borderline of slut shaming Bristol for liking the dick too much (with no indication that it's hypocritical because she's such an advocate for abstinence). Given that that was your intent, I'm afraid that Poe's Law bit me (and perhaps Bad Granny as well?). You impersonated a slut-shaming moralist too well for me to read the subtext, I guess. Yes, I know she's a hypocrite, but I need a nod—a reference to the fine upstanding morals of a brothel madam, perhaps—to be certain that someone repeating the scathing dismissal of a woman who likes fucking that's pervasive in our society is actually snarking about it.
Look at his T-shirt! The Monster Drink crazy lady was right!!!! But this really is a disappointment. We were all so looking forward to the drunken brawl at the reception. Would'a made the Waco melee look like afternoon tea.
maybe that baby will pick up the gat on the table soon, go all 2nd amendment on those grifters, and show mammy grizzly what's up with gettin grizzly - NRA for toddlers yo - they don't need no mother humpin moose
Ah, I see now, your point was all the things you didn't mention in your original comment, and definitely not about the thing you said. Makes perfect sense now.
Deuteronomy 22:13-21
Quiter.....like mommy like daughter.
Maybe he woke up and decided to not get involved with that whacko of a mother in law.
She did it for Johnny!
"Peeeeeel Squiggy!"
Brisket overheard the "other woman" squeal like a pig during phone sex with the war hero and realizing that she could never reach that level of virtuosity went back to Methsilla head hanging in shame.
The reality TV show deal is on hold and until the details are worked out and the a satisfactory amount of money is flowing into Palin-land HQ, no marriage for you!
Upvote for "Brisket." Best nickname evah!
"Bristle" accepted also, too!
Medal of honor with a chunky nut cluster. Bristol realised his earning potential wasnt as good as mammas. Plus while she likes a good spanky she dont really like gettin the sht knocked outa her....
Public Domain, use it freely!
Cancelled 'cause Rand Paul did not RSVP?
I'm sorry if your intent was to shame a hypocrite. A lot of other comments also crept up to the borderline of slut shaming Bristol for liking the dick too much (with no indication that it's hypocritical because she's such an advocate for abstinence). Given that that was your intent, I'm afraid that Poe's Law bit me (and perhaps Bad Granny as well?). You impersonated a slut-shaming moralist too well for me to read the subtext, I guess. Yes, I know she's a hypocrite, but I need a nod—a reference to the fine upstanding morals of a brothel madam, perhaps—to be certain that someone repeating the scathing dismissal of a woman who likes fucking that's pervasive in our society is actually snarking about it.