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It's our national sport.

And when you meet someone who can't join in, you report them to the police and Measures Are Taken.

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Going to start? They've already done it. They were all tories anyway. Half the kippers were ex Tory MPs.

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Anti everything civilised.

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Sadly, my local Monster Raving Loony Party candidate, Dancing Ken, died earlier this year. He was such a nice man. My constituency stayed Tory, but only just. It used to be libdem until those bastards betrayed us by getting into bed with Cameron. This time, more people voted with their conscience but that meant that the opposition vote was split between labour and libdem- combined they had about 7k more votes than the winner.

And the winner is a twat, who doesn't understand that some families do their best for their kids, but can't afford to provide 3 meals a day for everyone in the home. Or that not all kids have the aptitude to go to uni, or a desire to take on the debt associated with it.

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I'd have voted for him, just for ceefax. And I don't have a telly.

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We've been significantly altered since the Normans turned up with their mottes.

Although thinking of it, the Normans went onto the restructure the whole of society, bringing in the feudal system, a new justice system and taking the land away from the people. They became the aristocracy and they are still there. Fuck the Normans.

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Say, Donald Trump, why don't you declare one of those snazzy snap elections? Then you could have (snnrt) an even huger majority in (fmmmrf!) the congresses in a landslide! That will prove that everyone supporrrr-- Bwahhahhahahahahaha!

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Show Your Rump To Trump.

If Trump goes, and the Brits follow through with this program, we might want to consider something like this on our side of the pond. I imagine Donald Trump would be more than happy to get the hell out of Washington if he had to put up with my ugly ass in his face.

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Did Donald Trump call to offer congratulations?

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Wait, is he saying Corbyn and Trump are the same?! I don't understand........

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Hey I want to see more action on the Swing-on-o-meter!

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Better than May or Trump or Le Pen or Leitch or Wilders.....

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Yeah, no. Labour did not make opposition to Brexit a focus of their campaign. They were very clever because they knew that lots of Labour voters support Brexit, so they ignored Brexit altogether and focussed on austerity. Also, I'm pretty sure Corbyn voted leave.

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Buckethead's manifesto called for limiting the vote age to between 16 and 80. Now THAT is a franchise I can support!

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Arrogant, unfunny joke pundit.

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There once was a Lord with a bucketWho, given the chance, couldn't duck itHis supporters ralliedThe votes were then talliedWhereupon he said, "Theresa, go suck it!"

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